There's no need to be looking around in shame. Look at you! Normally so confident and full of attitude but not when you're in your little nappies right? It's a completely different side to you. The ultra baggy trousers that swish, even though we know exactly what's making that crinkle sound don't we? And a long top, even a hat to cover yourself.
Oh well, get those trousers down, I mean it, right down, to your ankles. Because you need a nappy check. I'm going to spin you around on the path to make sure you've not made too much of a mess of it.
Stop complaining, we're out in nature, you're meant to relax. If someone does see, well then they will just see the silly 29 year old being well looked after. It's not that extraordinary, it's only embarrassing for you.
