martin septim did not deserve this

hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division in their heads?? ppl who can balance chemical equations?? doctors?? surgeons?? ppl who can remember dates?? and phone numbers?????? ALL AMAZING

I am personally offended.

people who sneeze into their hands need to be quarantined to a distant island where they can live with savages like themselves

should I sneeze in your face instead when I don’t have any tissues available?

no bitch sneeze into your elbow like a fully evolved human being

make him famous

what is mcfreakin better - to be born mcfreakin good, or to mcfreakin overcome your evil nature through great mcfreakin effort?

It’s time to sn-sn-sn-sn-sn-sn-sn-sn-sn-sn-sn-SNUEL [snail duel].

We should have a holiday called Space Day, where lights are to be shut off for at least an hour at night to reduce light pollution, so we can see the galaxy.

YES

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