Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken
Not today Justin
Today's Document
macklin celebrini has autism
Jules of Nature
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Cosmic Funnies

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titsay
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pixel skylines

#extradirty

bliss lane
noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

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things in phm that really tickled me as a marine biologist:
the concept of star-eating microbes causing a crisis and the solution being the introduction of space wolves to space yellowstone to control the space elk population. i love a good trophic cascade
dr ryland grace immediately pitching "turn the spaceship into a giant centrifuge to generate gravity" and then not balancing his actual centrifuge later on
the entire "life is reason" scene really
grace forgetting to open the mystery alien container in a fume hood AND immediately sticking his nose in it. if we did this in chemistry lab we were executed on the spot
academia drama being one of the cornerstones of grace's character
grace switching through every spectrum setting on the microscope to try to see into the astrophages and not being able to (relatable)
also: the astrophage dying and grace going "ohhh it died..." (very relatable)
grace having his not-scientist buddy Carl to give him frank solutions when he's overthinking. yes, often the solution is just to put the box in another box
copious duct tape usage
just sticking a filter into the path of the petrova line to collect astrophage goop
eva going "so it's alive" when grace tells them the astrophage are moving, and him being like "WELL ok that could be for a lot of reasons" in the tone of someone who doesn't even know where to start explaining why that's a hasty assumption
grace referring to the first new astrophage as his and carl's baby multiple times (HIGHLY relatable)
humanity's greatest hope being a teacher. humanity being saved by grace's ability to find novel ways to communicate well with others -- something that made him excellent as an educator, and enabled him to bond with rocky
i fucking hate the βthis is the good luck post.β Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes thereβs a million goddamn notes on it itβs statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it
this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog
guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!
I was on the phone with my 7-year-old cousin and can i say that i have a newfound respect for him like damn
He has pokemon sun and his team??
Nothing but wishiwashi and incineroar
Like what the fuck
How in the shit
He BEAT THE GAME with this team
5 fish fucks and an angry ass cat
Iβm scared of him and his five fish
How??
I asked and all he said was βI believe in themβ heβs gonna be the purest badass when he grows up
Someone draw this kid and his squad
The cousin will most likely not see this but I hope he enjoys it anyway.
(quick doodle because my laptop is being fried rn)
Pokemon Heritage Post
my house is scary at night
Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

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gonna doxx a bug
grass
book Rocky is so hilarious because he is 100% done with graceβs shit all the time and yet he loves him so much
Like Rocky going βweβre always going to use earth units. Because your STUPID little brain canβt convert quick enough. So I taught myself the conversions in one minute just out of convenience. Because I love talking to you. Stupid.β
i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me
I think the chickens outside are having sex
John Rich & The Big Picture, my first prose novel, is complete, and you can read all of it now on okjohnrich.site until July 25th. βοΈ
Putting it AO3-terms to honor its original male character/original male character origins:
Rating: Explicit Category: M/M Fandom: original work, Check Please! Relationships: Tyler Hughes/John Rich Additional Tags: enemies to friends to lovers, idiots in love, slow burn, everyone knows but them, a surprising amount of garfield lore, new york city, the-devil-wears-prada adjacent, viral youtube romance, love in your early twenties, romcom emphasis on the comedy words: 99,000 chapters: 21/21 (complete!) comments: 1,562 comments!! hits: 171, 709 >>> start here βοΈ

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waiter waiter !! more ladynoir please !!
the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose
the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine
Chil got it for him
its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.
#when the roast is five years old and aging like a fine wine
LOGAN LUCKY (2017) dir. Steven Soderbergh
The Longer Martin procrastinates the funnier this gets.

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kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy
drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we donβt get of our ass and start taking action
danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay
eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month
teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek
fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"