consider: Robert who cries during sex sometimes, esp post crash and coma. it's not that he's upset or anything, he just gets a little overwhelmed (both physically and emotionally) and reader is endeared by it. 👀
oh do not even get me started (no wait do)
you know the drill. MDNI
tags - cw pretty nsfw, crying during sex, no physical descriptors for reader
wc - idk writing on the tumblr app. not very long?
It’s unfair.
You already feel envy over the thick lashes framing Robert’s tired doe eyes.
Already feel the curling green vines of jealousy whenever he’s below you, said lashes fluttering and pupils blown wide as he stares up at you in a daze.
So, it’s incredibly fucking rude of him to look so pretty with dewy tears clumping his lower lashes, fattening with each half-baked blink.
His furrowed brows deepen the sweet expression on his flushed face, bite-plump lips parting around each trembling exhale that leaves him.
It’s unfair how the copper of his irises almost glitter in their wetness, especially when his eyes roll and stutter shut when your hips give another slow grind against him.
“Fffuh–ck.” Robert chokes out, fists twisting in the sheets fitfully before they release the fabric to blindly fumble for purchase on your waist, “Sl–ow down.”
The envy continues curling in on itself until it reinvents, blooms into an almost aching adoration as you watch him. The hand you have braced on his chest skims his collarbone on its trajectory to his throat.
Your fingertips make contact with the sweat on his neck before they travel up, up, up to his jaw. They form a cradle against his heated cheek, his head easily tilting back further at your gentle direction.
“Look at me, Robert,” you murmur sweetly, thumb drifting over to press on his bottom lip with light pressure, a soft low sound puffing around it, “Open your eyes.”
He sucks in a stunted breath through his teeth before they peek open, just barely able to focus on your face above him before they’re rolling again when you reward him with another grind.
The resulting wheezing groan that punches from his chest vibrates from his jawbone to your fingertips, the tendons in his neck flexing as his head presses further against the pillow it rests on.
It’s almost sinful—how the tear that falls from his lashes adds so beautifully to his thoroughly debauched demeanor, how his eyes struggling to stay open send another wave of broiling heat to your stomach.
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What are the most domestic / regular degular actions you do that will set off the Dispatch characters? 👀 I think Robert would be the type to watch you tie his tie the few times he has to wear a suit, and he would find other reasons to NOT leave yalls apartment.
For Robert, it's taking care of him. The man craves a parental figure so if you do anything like that, he'll have tears in his eyes then try to tug your pants off to show you his gratitude.
Flambae craves romantic and domestic love during sex. He's so used to casual flings and he yearns for someone to hold his hands and look into his eyes. Tell him that you love him in a small yet honest voice and he'll keep repeating it back as he cums harder than he ever had.
The most you could do for Herm is let him be the freak he is. He doesn't want you to do anything but sit there and be pretty for him. Wait you actually listened? Dude will cum immediately from the fact that you not only aren't actively bullying him, but letting him be who he is sexually.
Kissing Victor with pure love and no kinky monster fucking love will actually make him malfunction. Yes he loves if you're a freak who wants a freak, but if you also love him beyond that and can kiss his face as if he had a human face, he takes a second to process.
Royd is all for domestic bliss, but he also has one hell of a size kink. So if you set your shoes down next to his, he gets immediately turned on by it. It's the fact that you are so small compared to him and that you live together and your shoes are together as well.
I need Robert with a transguy whos got a major crush on the mechaman suit and may or may not sneak down into the lower area where its kept to see it... and do more...
I think Robert would love to sit back, control the suit from outside of it, and just watch. He would have it restrain you with one giant metal hand while he keeps your legs spread on top of the other hand. Sometimes he'd put some vibrator underneath you, but other times he'll just move the mech's finger over your tdick. Maybe even some very careful fingering too.
I want to lick whipped cream off of flambae, or worse
Robert.
Instead of whipped cream for Flambae, may I suggest Bananas Foster or Creme Brûlée.
You would have to buy the food for Robert, or else all you have are crumpled up chips to eat off of him. Or even worse let him turn you into a Twinkie and let him eat you out.
Soooo I’m inspired by that user who asked about ghost reader… imagine if they possessed someone like Flambae or Sonar, or really anyone who’s freaky at SDN and made them do the sexiest, nastiest stuff imaginable. Which is all consensual and within their boundaries of course. Like imagine fucking Robert and possessing him to jerk himself off while you’re simultaneously praising him in his head and he cums sooo hard. Then you tease him about it when you’re out of his body. Or transmitting different horny thoughts, sex positions, images from the bedroom to their person of desire at work using their ghost powers since I’m pretty sure ghosts can do that lol
No you could actually suck dick while phasing through the person. Ghosts don't have gag reflexes, I've checked. Robert would be at his desk and all of a sudden he feels good pressure on his crotch. He looks down to see you phased through his legs and he can see your sucking him through his pants. If you take out his dick he can see it through your body, see your throat squeezing down on it. The sight makes him cum and he can see you swallow it as it travels down into you, making him cum even more. Luckily he was working late with no one else in the room, because he definitely made some noise.
Sonar would constantly ask you to posses him for sex. I think you could still feel things as a ghost, just not as well or as powerful. You can only feel things to their full effect when you posses someone. After Sonar hears about that, he demands that you posses him so you can have a real orgasm. He also feels it while possessed and cums to find that he feels all the more sensitive during it. So it's a win win and you schedule a jack off possession session at least once a week.
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thoughts on secret public stuff with the sdn boys?
Sonar has done it before anyway and has no fear of getting caught. In fact, he would act very nonchalant if he gets caught. He would just pretend like the person who caught you isn't there while he continues to go down on you.
Flambae has also done it before with past lovers, though he prefers "public" meaning around consenting adults. He's into stuff like BDSM clubs and the like. I guess by that point it's not secret public stuff, but you can pretend it is without anyone getting genuinely upset.
Robert is the type to "be against it" when he talks about it, but he'll cave immediately if you give him "the look" and he'll follow you to the public restrooms.
Waterboy would surprise you. If you suggest it, he would be shocked, then he'd get all horny with a nervous smile. Dudes a freak.
Royd keeps work separate from love and he thinks there's a right place and time. He won't have sex at work, but maybe in a single stall bathroom. Sex is a thing for just you and him, he doesn't want to have to worry about anyone else catching you and seeing something only for his eyes.
Thank you for the Royd headcanons, my crops have been watered and I am thriving. But it did give me the idea of Robert walking into Roy and reader/whoever in the middle of it and him joining in so he can get some sweet loving sex. That man needs to chill out and I think Roy is the best in the cast to do so.
Can you tell I have a thing for very soft sex in fanfics lol, it’s kinda hard to find so it’s awesome you do it so well
Oh Royd is a homie who has no problem sharing if you're down for it. Royd also thinks that Robert could chill for a bit.
Now Royd is a service top and will stay that way in the threesome, but it's really down to you and Robert on how the rest of it plays out.
You could either help Royd with topping and taking care of Robert, letting him be the center of attention. Or you can let Robert take the reins and be the soft, rule following, sub he's always wanted but never had. His team puts him through hell, he just wants at least one person to listen to him.
OH DARN AUTO CORRECT. I meant robot as in someone who is one, but now im thinking about both options...
If I'm remembering right this is about Royd and Robert. A little R&R I see.
Royd makes a way for Robert to fuck you with the Mech suit. Full stop.
For real though, two men who are gifted in robotics? Imagine all the stuff they can do to your wires. All the attachments Royd can make for you. They could literally program a vibrator into you. Or at the press of a button you have the robot equivalent of an orgasm, They would remove your arms and legs and just press that button over and over again. Obviously they would both cuddle you immediately after and you can't even squirm away because they haven't screwed your limbs back on.
Reader having secret sex with Robert in the SDN closet and the door opens. They think they’ve been caught but it’s just Beef so Reader relaxes but Robert is still embarrassed like a parent being caught by their child kind.
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Robert can't have sex or jerk off around Beef. Beef will just stare him in the eyes, ruining the whole moment. I can guarantee you that his hard on has disappeared.
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I love how much of a pervert those guys are in your oblivious reader ask, tysm for taking my request(s because I've been sending so many these past few days) <3
As a continuation of oblivious reader, maybe they go to a bar with the Z Team and Royd (who is mostly there to spend time with reader and Robert), they get asked by someone at a bar if they're single and he just responds with some variation of "I'm probably going to be single forever or die a virgin, nobody really likes\wants me. I'm kinda ugly."
I can just imagine Sonar or Flambae whipping their head around like "What the FUCK are you talking about? Every man in the office wants to fuck you!!!" but reader thinks the flirting has been as a joke because its easier to believe + haven't had sex yet so its this distant, almost funny nebulous thing that feels so far away that it may as well just never happen. Like Robert probably has to break the news to him that yes, multiple people you work with do want to have sex with you. It takes like thirty minutes of explaining for reader to be like "damn, for real?" and just go back to work like normal because he doesn't know how to act aside from what he's already been doing: Basically brushing off the advances with "thank yous" and friendliness that somehow creates More sexual tension.
I think it's more likely to go like this.
Dude at the bar asks if you're single, but before you can say anything, all of your male coworkers say no for you in some way.
Flambae would say something like telling the guy to fuck off and how he has no chance with you. Robert would give a stink eye, but probably not much beyond that. Royd would wrap a hand around your waist and pull you in close to his side. Sonar would put an arm around your neck and say that you're married to each other. Waterboy is coughing up water while trying to look intimidating. This is all happening at the same time might I add.
im pretty sure i just recently sent an ask asking for the z-team x a pillow princess reader (trans man preferably) but im sending this to say please include Royd in that because i love him <3
your headcanons are so good thank you for your service o7
mmmmmm Royd <3
Flambae loves a pillow princess. He will absolutely use you and spoil you at the same damn time. He forces your head down into the pillow and keeps your ass raised in the air with a few other pillows as well. He will say some of the nastiest things to you, the only one who could possibly beat him with verbal vulgarity would probably Sonar. Flambae would also be the best at aftercare surprisingly enough. He knows exactly how hard he went on you and knows how to fix anything that may be literally or figuratively broken.
Sonar, like I've said many times before, is a switch. He loves to just go hard on you, but he also wants to just lay down and take it sometimes. Anything he does to you, he wants you to do to him later, with any exceptions you may have. I like to think he gets bored of the situation pretty quickly, so each time one of you cums, he wants to switch. And yes, he has a favorite dildo that you use on him and will ask for it with puppy eyes. He'll even use it on you, I mean, you should know how your dick feels to him.
Waterboy is, as we all know, the ultimate service top. He loves it when he gets the chance to just pleasure you. He softly lays you down on several pillows he bought just for you and slowly rubs down your body to get you ready and stretched (he's learned stretching before any kind of a workout is necessary). He would just keep a slow, steady, strand of stuttered whispers, telling you how you don't have to worry your pretty little head about anything. You have no need to try and please him because this is pleasing him more than you could ever know. Insert Waterboy being into dollification but not even knowing it's a thing. Let this man take care of you, that's his idea of using you.
Robert would feel bad at first and then later after he finishes. He gets really carried away at the thought of being able to use you as he pleases and then he gets some of the worst post-nut clarity. It's like a haze lifts from his eye's and he looks down to see you bruised, scratched, covered in and filled with his cum. Feels even worst if he "had to" tie you down, as if you weren't 100% into it. No matter how much you try to quell his thoughts and feelings about it, he still treats the aftercare as if he went too far, constantly apologizing for letting himself go so far.
Royd is a bit scared at the thought when you bring it up. He doesn't want to just use you, he's a service top and loves when sex is collaborative. But nothing can make this man stop dead in his tracks faster than seeing you lying there on the bed waiting for him, ass up and waiting patently. He's into it more than he thought he would be, but he is asking how you feel and what else you want every few seconds. He's even holding himself back more than usual, which you didn't even know was possible. Maybe one day he'll work up the confidence he has in you, he just really doesn't want to break you.
Can't stop thinking of Sonar using his knowledge of hybrids against a cat hybrid reader.
Like he knows that if he rubs just right above your tail bone, you raise your ass up. Yes, he will do this whenever he sees you laying on your stomach. And yes, he will use it to help keep your hips raised as he eats you out.
Also thinking about being with Robert for the first time. You're completely naked and he's behind you as he runs his hand down your back, eventually hitting the bunch of nerves above your tail. Just imagine his face as you immediately raise your hips, his shocked eyes glued to your nether region. He didn't know that you did that. It's even better if you didn't know either or are embarrassed about it. He'll coo at you as you shove your reddened face into the bed, trying to comfort you from your own embarrassment, but he's also not letting you drop your hips any time soon.
Having sex with tired Robert and he ends up falling asleep in the middle of it so Reader lets him. Next day he wakes up better and he thinks it’s cause of the sex but Reader tells him he fell asleep so it’s morning and Robert is trying to make up for last night.
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I've fallen asleep during sex before, it's kind of nice.
He would make a rule right then and there that if he falls asleep during sex, you can keep using him.
just picture it, Robert is on his back, lightly snoring, and his raging hard on sticking up. Well you have to give him some sweet dreams. He goes from snoring to light whimpering (I think Robert would whimper when being taken care of).
But that's later. After he finds out that you never got to cum last night, he makes you lay on the couch within seconds. He would leave no room for complaints as he pulls down your clothes and pulls your hips up into his mouth. He would spend hours of the morning this way, making sure you cum at least twice to make up for your lack of last night.
Robert noticing reader gets super flustered every time he talks in a low voice. They’re giggling like a girl with a crush, blushing and squirming while trying not to stare at him too long X3c
Robert is your man if you have a voice kink.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Robert has had fantasies of saying some really dirty stuff to you over the mic at work, maybe even give you some very specific commands over the mic too. He's actually debated on buying some just for you two to pretend to work after hours and play out all those freaky work fantasies.
Most of the time though, he'll just lean down into your ear and either whisper normal things in a husky voice, or say some of the nastiest things known to man. It all depends on how he feels.
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I think that's the only person he would want to be cucked with. Waterboy knows that Robert would never over step any boundaries and that you would be safe with him. Plus he's also attracted to Robert just a bit at the very least, so if you both like him, he's not jealous.
He would like if you talked to him just a bit during his cucking. It just adds to the whole dynamic for him. Especially because you'll have to tie him down so he won't accidentally jerk off without realizing it.
Just make sure you both give Waterboy some tlc when you're done, he's been crying the whole time with a smile. He loves it.
Robert having to tell his boyfriend that its ok to be rougher with him...
The man occasionally wants to be split open by you after a rough shift🤫 But you're so nice, treating him like he's the most valuable jewel. But he does have the heart to say he wants you to be rough like you hate him
I can see Robert wanting some rough sex. He wants to both give and take it, all depending on the day. This man wants to be a pillow princess. It weirdly helps him with the chronic pain.
If you give him any mean talking, he snaps back just like he normally does, but he knows what he's doing, he wants you to punish him. His only rule for verbal insults is to not mention other people, it just gets him distracted.