Light A Roman Candle With Me

Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….

brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge

tag your superbowl spoilers

Tom Brady dies

a power move

When I started dating my boyfriend, I was really doubtful that he would keep his interest in me and I didn’t want to have any expectations about it. One day, when my mom asked “How is the guy you’re dating?”, I told her “We’re not really dating, we just walk around together”. She added him in her phone as “Andre, the walker”. We’ve been in a serious relationship for two years. He is still “Andre, the walker” in her phone.

a power move

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

leaves*

where are you going

AHHH PERÚ DID THAT!!!

Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.

ppl with the kim possible text tone be putting their phone on loud and waiting for people to text them in public. girl we heard it