I Think I'm Funny

as you know one of the problems of english is that you can't capitalize "I" for emphasis because it's already capitalized

we have got to get regular porn back on this website

my apologies mr mama

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

in some ways worse than my first rodeo cause i feel like i should be better at it by now

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace

you dont have to be a furry but what could it hurt to associate yourself with an awesome animal

as of December 1st, 2025 you will legally be required to have a fursona

#alright everyone it's due tomorrow (tags by @clannfearrunt)

and the reason they're all living together is they can't afford housing otherwise because they spent all their money on avogadro toast.