Crystalheklerfish

I just enjoy cola generally why do people want me to choose a brand

Cause they want to know if you like it warm or cold (coke’s recipe was originally designed to be drank warm)

If I don’t see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god

This user is very fucking Jewish and hates all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :D

Curb stomp nazi

I hate nazis! *Throws glitter at the nazis*

hi *sends my army of goose at the nazis*

fun fact: punch Nazis any time you see one!

piano

mr. ant tenna hates nazis!

Doctor Robotnik hates nazis!

The Vengeful Deity hates Nazis as well!

This Sentinel hates Nazis

My Mafia hates Nazis,,

my demonic polycule hates nazis

Everyone in my blog hates Nazis

GERSON BOOM HATES NAZI’S. HIT EM WITH THE OL’ HAMMER OF JUSTICE! WYA-HA-HA

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

I think this could be classified as a sub category of pescatarianism

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

“Ghosts are real now” the fuck did you do?

Favorite fanart of the day

If you've ever seen a stranger on the street physically flinch or jump because you sneezed so loud that you startled them, you've got to work on that. Like I don't care if it's involuntary, figure it out. Find a way to make it stop. Doing that shit is a character flaw at this point. It's obnoxious.

Is this about the sneeze, or the guy who flinched?

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

I wish I was wrought with something just for fun

Try hatred!

But im happy :)

Then be wrought with happiness.

The fact that it’s April 9th and I’m still only getting Ides of March memes is odd, why you doing that, Tumblr?

Don’t get me wrong, it’s hilarious. I just want to know why.

I frequently read dense old texts from medieval times and earlier and also read textbook level history books and accounting textbooks and tax laws so how is Brandon Sanderson managing to bore me

Rebloging to help this reach more people

Maybe try black and white?