Crystal Pancake Bears

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

No way

I mean it guys we need to organize another mishapocalypse for next April 1st. I am being so serious right now we need Misha Collins' face EVERYWHERE we need to scare the shit out of the celebrities. I'm talking thousands of people using their hard earned cash to blaze Misha Collins' face to the masses. I'm talking every icon on my dash needs to be Misha. I am so serious right now you don't even know