King of Soph but it's Saturday morning cartoon villain Sophist accidentally falling for the King of Skill while trying to take over his kingdom (HEAVY yapping this time, probably just storytelling) (They kiss at the end, promise)
Sophist has been planning for months to wreak havoc on the Kingdom of Skill. The kingdom already knows of his existence due to his constant mischief. His acts are usually light inconveniences rather than major catastrophes, so they're shocked to find out that he somehow managed to kidnap their king and take him away to the Sophisticated Society.
Brent was conscious the entire time, only tied up with a bag over his head. When Sophist has finally settled him and himself in his secret lair, Sophist removes the bag on Brent's head and gets a good look at his face for the first time. He's stunned and flustered into forgetting what he planned to say at the sheer beauty of the king in front of him, only snapping back to his senses after the king angrily demands for answers
Sophist struggles to get his thoughts together, which does not go unnoticed by Brent, who is caught off-guard by the sudden change in behavior for the man who just kidnapped him. Brent teases him mildly which causes Sophist to get defensive and begin saying what he originally wanted to say, revealing his plan to Brent and telling him that he plans to keep Brent tied up as his kingdom gets taken over. Brent knows he'll be fine since his people have probably already noticed he's gone missing and are sending people to retrieve him soon, so he just mentally notes everything Sophist is saying. He can't help but find Sophist endearing, but he quickly shakes that thought away.
Sophist is plagued with heavy mental turmoil as he has to constantly see the king every day to make sure he's okay to make sure he's still there in the cell he left him in. He refuses to let himself feel hesitation for his actions. Brent, meanwhile, is surprisingly comfortable for being trapped in a cell. It has soft pillows and blankets left for him by Sophist, which Brent had conflicted thoughts on. To make matters more interesting for both sides, the cell is in the same location as Sophist's laboratory, allowing them to converse every day and learn more about each other. Sophist is in heavy denial as he falls more and more for the king, learning about their similar struggles of stress and boredom as well as overall loving his personality. Brent's in a similar boat, really learning to appreciate Sophist and, to his regret, relating and warming up to him a lot. They find solace in each other and Sophist ends up visiting him just to talk.
Sophist is really ignoring his plan now and making up excuses for himself as to why. It doesn't help that his minions are also eager to know his next move, to which he replies with "I assure you, I am thinking long and hard about this" (he's not). Sophist then comes up with a brilliant idea to "fool Brent into thinking that they're friends (they are), which will leave him vulnerable to his final attack on his kingdom before he takes it over". It's really just an excuse to cover up for the fact that he's gotten so close to the king and also bc he realized that Brent's people have almost arrived at his lair to take their king back and that he has to let him go.
Sophist (reluctantly) takes Brent back to his kingdom while saying that he's a changed man and that he doesn't want to harm the Kingdom of Skill ever again. Brent silently chuckles knowing that he's lying and that he's going to prepare his kingdom for an oncoming attack. He gives Sophist one more warm smile before walking away, to which he notices the sudden reddening in Sophist's face. Brent smiles to himself, his insides warming at the sight.
Couple days later, Brent's taking a short walk (he and his kingdom well prepped for anything sudden) to clear his mind when he, to his surprise, runs into Sophist, who looks highly troubled. Brent asks him what he's doing here to which Sophist hurriedly tells him not to worry about it. Brent of course worries about it and asks him again, knowing that their places are so far away from each other so there's no way he's here for no reason. Sophist then admits that he had planned for so long to take control of Brent's kingdom and to someday rule the world, but lately he's just been so conflicted with his feelings and he doesn't know why he hesitates to actually go through with his plan. He accidentally let's the detail slip that this all started ever since he met Brent, admitting that he grew deeply attached to Brent and couldn't help himself.
Brent, absolutely endeared by this confession, can't help but confess his mental conflict too. They sit next to each other and just talk for a little while to really express themselves to each other. Brent leans closer and rests his hand on top of Sophist's, both of their hearts fluttering and their faces warming. Fighting their shyness, they both gaze into each other's eyes, smiling warmly. Brent leans in even closer, both of their hearts beginning to race. They look at each other one more time before they both lean in and finally kiss.
I have no idea how to continue on from here so uhhhhh up to yall I guess? 😀
I also cannot believe I actually wrote rpf. I will be self-destructing tonight
-Ooooooooo it's the dreadful 👻 back to yap again ooooooo
Ghost anon. You cannot write peak and just leave me here. /Pos
So, first of all, love that we're taking advantage of Sophist being a cartoony villain. His mission is to take over the world, which is so unrealistic but go off king.
Sophist being in shocked of how hot Brent is is so real, I was also like that when I first saw him /hj
Them slowly growing fond of each other and finding out that they have similar struggles is so gooooood, it's my favorite trope when the villain and the "hero" find out they're more similar than they would like to admit.
It's especially funny when Sophist tries to convince the goombas that this is all part of his master plan. I'm sure that some of them were raising eyebrows at how close their leader and the King are.
Him later returning Brent hesitantly because he wants more time with Brent but also needing time because he is conflicted with his own feelings... 💔 (This is the only way I can show my feeling fuck you/j) (Also I think he realized what his feelings towards Brent were when he blushed at his smile).
And the end... A KING OF SOPH STORY THAT ENDS WITH THEM SMOOCHING!!! They have become more common but that doesn't mean I can't be happy everytime it happens.
I love this little yap / story that you have given me and I will keep it in my mouth like very tasty gum.