Unsure But Whimsical

Advice for wlw if you find yourself in love with a sensitive sweetie: there may come a day when you think the love of your life is ready to laugh at your crush on Amelia Earhart. She isn’t. Don’t make the joke unless you’re ready to deal with tears.

Told my girl Amelia Earhart was my celebrity crush and this bitch has the audacity to say thank God she’s dead when her celebrity crush is literally alive rn smh the disrespect

Having a mid-distance girlfriend is all fun and gay until you forget your toothbrush and have to stop at the gas station with dr pepper pussy breath

How to politely tell a woman you want to eat her pussy so good it reverses her traumas

I grew up evangelical. I’m currently agnostic with atheistic tendencies. I don’t tend to be a very spiritual person. I certainly don’t think that everything happens for a reason. But sometimes, things do happen for a reason. And though I don’t typically believe that the universe is anything less than chaotic and the idea of a creator with their hands in the sticky dough of creation feels intangible, when I met my love I started to believe in fate again.

I was so scared of getting into a lesbian relationship because I was scared of how fast lesbian relationships tend to move. At least that’s what is portrayed in media. But being with my girlfriend is the safest, most comfortable, most loved I have ever felt. So yeah. It only took a week to become official and another week to say I love you, and after a month we’re having conversations that hetero couples wouldn’t have for another two years. But it isn’t scary because it’s her.

Wish women could get each other pregnant the old fashioned way. Found a lady that should be having my baby, babyy (rip biggie)

Did you know that the most amazing thing in the world is when I get to see my girlfriend? And that the most tragic thing is when she has to leave?

I had the cheesiest and most romantic dream the other night that I was watching a meteor shower with a beautiful woman and we fell asleep together under the stars and when we woke up I asked her if she was going to go home and she said she’d rather stay with me and I don’t know if I believe in dream interpretation but I’m choosing to believe it’s a good omen

My roommates dog is so sweet. If I’m up late and my roommate gets up to go to the bathroom, her dog comes and finds my to get lovins till my roommate calls her back to bed.

Forever sad that there is no way I could ever have seen Rage Against the Machine live.

All these fucking “sugar mommies” on these apps are doing TOO MUCH. Literally tell me you’re legit when you refuse to tell me what you want out of an arrangement unless I download some app no ones ever heard of. I’m not about to give all my money away or get trafficked 🙅🏼‍♀️

im about to HONK some SHOE you know what i mimimimi?!?!

Woman dressed like slutty disco man seeking woman dressed like 90s dad to take to protests and possibly kiss