Heck Idk

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album

oh, fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres. 

i can hear these photos and i don’t like it

Amazing. Men.com is knowing how to cater to their audience

Lmao is it bad I wanna be a part of this 😂😂

this is, with no exaggeration, the finest and most genius concept I have ever seen executed in any porn scenario gay or otherwise

i’m

this is gay culture

this reads like a lost shakespeare play 

as an aromantic asexual, I was very surprised to learn that “netflix and chill” did not actually mean chilling out watching netflix.  i was so confused.  are the allosexuals incorporating netflix into their mating rituals now?  

this is so fuckign funny

i fuck to survive

I’M IN PHYSICAL PAIN!!!!

cussy? exussy?