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This whole blog is just a conversation I am having with myself

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

lately there have been too many days like in a row

maybe in another life

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

‘HARRY POTTER AND THE UNEXPECTED PREGNANCY’ JXJJZKKXKDJDSJJH

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

Look, reanimation is a Process, okay

“Reanimation is a process” is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

imagine how powerful i would be if i felt completely comfortable with my body and mind and actually had a sense of self esteem