Just A Dog With A Blog

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

Mutual hangout idea we all take an autism test and tell each other the % in the tags

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

Oh man, the Boston Molasses Flood.

Official Post of Massachusetts

at this point i would rather the duffer brothers just call me a slur

anyway. i’m being completely serious when i say that so many of you should be writing and publishing your own stories. if two mediocre white men can write a half assed story and get critical acclaim, just imagine what you can do

fuck that year, I need everyone to hit the showers

hitting the showers for like, decontamination purposes. you've done nothing wrong, you actually did something amazing making it through this year. which is why we should hit the showers as soon as possible. been a disgusting year