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drbrianbae-deactivated20150616

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

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longfurbyhusbandry

watch my son spin

aceyboos

Old photo!! I need to take a new one with my updated suit, and updated mini me 🥰

bugsoda

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use this break to:

drink unholy water

stare at The Figure

creep around

smirking-olimar

you are all going to see this post whether you like it or not

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bugsoda

live your life to bewilder others and also eat pretty rocks. perhaps dirt as well

inlovewiththenights

nyancrimew

bwaaaah

sentient-tent

Highkey love how fucked furbies look when they're only half put together

#furby #furbycore #furbies #long furby #oddbody furby #custom furby #furby fandom #furblr #furby family #unsafe furby

mothman-suggests

I aspire for your tomato plants to grow the biggest and strongest . and I do hope they are full of love and joy .

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mirkwoodest

The "If you were over 6 feet tall and living in Wellington in 2001 you didn't have a choice my dude" is killing me, like I'm just picturing the LOTR casting directors running around Wellington with a measuring tape, black-bagging tall guys and shoving them into vans.

"You're a Lord of the Rings extra now."

"No! Please! I have a family! I'm supposed to work the closing shift at the Pita Pit tonight!"

"You serve at the pleasure of the Steward of Gondor now."

frightstricken-deactivated20260

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

afatlittledog

me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed:

it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle

furbinthewoods

dinner is finished and i'm gonna start skinning the new furby

cryptid-larklin

For desert?

girlfromenglishclass

“A modern retelling” oh so you mean worse

disgruntled-neighborhood-wife

“A Muppet retelling” oh so you mean better

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Meet my son he has every disease

zack-the-robot

drag king named Jay Peg

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