To be or not to be

Oooo you and me both. I want more exploration around an Eden with a freshly caught house spouse who needs broken in.

Specifically, Eden's patience level when teaching this PC what life is like out there. So far the only thing we see Eden teach right away is how to cook breakfast. They only get violent if the food is purposely tampered with, silently munching in pain if PC can't cook for shit yet.

So would Eden have the patience to coax and encourage PC through learning, say, how to preserve the leftovers? How to preserve freshly gathered items? Learning a handful of useful knots? Repairing Eden's clothing?

Or would Eden just tell them once and silently stare at them until they either ask for a repeat of the instructions because they got jumbled up?

♡ Sylus, Wriothesley, Alhaitham, Tartaglia, Dottore, Blade, Dr Ratio, Gallagher, Jing Yuan, Toji, Geto, Shiu, Sukuna, Riftan, Ishikan, Abel Kaiser

🍭 his cock drunk doll

🍭 size kink

🍭 rubbin ur pussy

🍭 playin w him

🍭 treating u like a sex doll

🍭 his cock is jst so perf on ur face

🍭 riding him

🍭 just let him take control

🍭 fingering u

🍭 spanking u aft actin like a brat

🍭 his shoe on ur cunt

🍭 belt slaps

🍭 pussy slaps

🍭 he wanna make u squirt

🍭 bdsm with him

🍭 be quiet

🍭 suck his finger

🍭 wear his leash

🍭 fuckin u on couch

Centaur Watching Fish by Arnold Böcklin (1878).

My own favorite paintings of centaurs in mundane situations include "The Centaur Playing with Her Child" by Otto Soltau and "A Centaur Playing with His Son" by Otto Bache

It's the newly translated oneshot from one of my most favorite R18 Author/Artist Igedoaha!! I swear when I first saw some sneak peaks on their twitter I already knew this character kinda looks familiar, and now I can confirm my feelings! XD

Please give it a try, even for a non-Eden fan like me this is pretty, like, 70% accurate to describe Eden and AFAB PC~ I believe some delulu won't hurt!

Ah of course! Here's the LINK (Translated, non-profit)

Please purchase and support the artist if you can! Here's the link to their Pixiv and the official DL site where you can download the official translated PDF!

If you want, here's the artist's X/twitter.

Have fun!

2024.1.22

1.Sorry to interrupt! You mentioned that Eden and Bailey had a popular mutual friend at school. What else characteristics does he/she have?

抱歉打扰了!我记得你提到过贝利和伊甸学生时代有一个很受欢迎的共同朋友，他们还有什么样的性格特点呢？

They were very gentle, even when very stressed.

他们非常温柔，即使在面临很大压力的情况下。  

2.Has Bailey and Eden’s mysterious friend from school appear in game so far? (2023.1.18) if he/shedon’t make an appearance now, will they make an appearance later?

贝利和伊甸学生时代的神秘共同朋友截止目前已经作为命名 NPC 登场了吗？（2023.1.18）如果目前他们没有登场，那以后会登场吗？  

Nope. They might make an appearance later however.

目前没有。不过，他们可能会接下来有可能出现。

3.How would Bailey(as a student) describe his/her relationship with Eden?

学生时代的贝利会怎样形容自己和伊甸的关系？

Bailey considered Eden one of their best friends.

贝利认为伊甸是他们最好的朋友之一。

4.How would adult Bailey describe his/her relationship with Eden?

成年贝利会如何形容自己目前和伊甸的关系？

They’d consider Eden the closest thing they have to a friend.

他们会认为伊甸是他们拥有的最接近朋友的事物。

5.Eden had very few relationships.  You said Bailey saw Eden regularly, up until now Eden and Bailey still gave Christmas presents to each other.  Do you tend to think they cherish each other?

伊甸几乎没有人际关系，您说过贝利会定期与伊甸见面，直到现在伊甸和贝利还会互相赠送圣诞礼物，你倾向于认为他们珍惜彼此吗？

Perhaps, but they wouldn’t admit it.

或许吧，但是他们并不会承认的。

6.贝利对伊甸有比友谊更多的感情吗？

Does Bailey have more feelings for Eden than friendship?

Nope.

没有。

7.Is Bailey’s crush a named npc now（2024.1.18)?

贝利的暗恋对象是目前存在的命名NPC 吗？（2024.1.18）？

Nope.

不是。

8.Will Bailey find it difficult to show his feelings to his crush?

贝利会发觉表达自己对暗恋对象的感情很困难吗？

Aye, but at the same time they might not be able to stop themselves.

是的，但是与此同时，他们可能情难自禁。

9. Is Bailey’s crush still alive?

贝利的暗恋对象目前还活着吗？  

I shan’t say.

我不能说。

10.贝利现在还有机会见到自己的暗恋对象吗？

Is Bailey still seeing his/her crush?

I shan’t say!

我不能说！

2024.1.27

1.Will Bailey take care of female Eden when she’s having period pain? If so, what will they do for her?

贝利会在女性伊甸经痛的时候照顾她吗？如果会，他们会为伊甸做些什么？

Bailey would not take care of Eden while Eden was experiencing period pain, unless Eden asked, which they won‘t.

贝利不会在伊甸经痛的时候照顾她，除非伊甸这样要求，但伊甸不会。

2.If Eden is in a life-threatening situation and needs artificial respiration, with only Bailey around, would Bailey do it for Eden?

如果伊甸在有生命危险的情况下需要人工呼吸，周围只有贝利一个人，贝利会为伊甸人工呼吸吗？

Aye.

会的。

3.If PC runs naked past Eden and Bailey, too fast to catch, will they sit and curse together? And get drinks, like the old days?

如果 PC 在裸奔正好经过伊甸和贝利，跑得特别快根本抓不住，他们会坐在地上一起骂人吗？然后像过去一样，一起喝点东西？

They might laugh together for the first time in years.

他们可能会一同欢笑，这是多年以来的第一次。

4.Did Bailey's crush ever fall in love with someone?

贝利的暗恋对象有爱上过某人吗？

Perhaps.

或许。

5.In all years Bailey and Eden known each other, who had more control over the relationship?

在贝利和伊甸认识的这些年头里，谁是对这段关系更有掌控感的那个人？

Bailey.

贝利。

6.If PC give Bailey enough money and ask them to pole dance, will they agree?

如果 PC 给贝利足够多的钱，然后要求贝利跳钢管舞，贝利会同意吗？

Aye.

会。

7.If PC give Bailey million pounds and asked them to offer sexual services, will they agree?

如果 PC 给贝利几千万英镑，然后要求贝利性服务，贝利会同意吗？

Probably, but they’d hold out if they thought they could squeeze more from the PC.

有可能，但如果他们认为可以从PC身上榨取更多，他们会坚持不让步。

8.Would Bailey Kiss or hug Eden under any situation? Like cheeks and hands? In the past, present, or future, have they ever had or will they have physical contact?

贝利会在某种情况下亲吻或者拥抱伊甸吗？比如脸颊和手？在过去，现在，或者未来，他们曾经有过或者将会有肢体接触吗？

They’ve had physical contact in the past, but displays of physical affection between them are unlikely in the future.

他们过去有过肢体接触，但是在未来他们之间不大可能展示出肢体亲密。

10.What if there’s one parallel universe out there somewhere (I mean if there were one, not canon just fantasy...)Bailey and Eden had sex, who’d love to be the top?

假如有一个平行宇宙（我是说假如有一个，不是原作，只是幻想）贝利和伊甸和彼此做爱，谁会做攻？

They‘d wrestle for who gets to be top, and Eden would win.

他们会摔跤决定谁做攻，然后伊甸会赢。

2024.2.17

1.If Bailey sees a stack of hentai doujinshis about themselves on PC’s table, how would they react?

如果贝利看到 PC 桌子上摞着许多关于贝利们的十八禁同人志，他们会有什么反应？­

They’d ignore them.

他们会无视。

2.  If Bailey finds orphan reading NSFW fan fiction about themselves, what would they do?

如果贝利发现孤儿在传阅关于贝利的色情同人小说，贝利会怎么做？

They wouldn’t read the fan fiction enough to find out, but if they somehow did, they’d be irritated. They might not want to draw attention to it though.

他们可能不会阅读同人小说足够仔细直到发现那些内容，不过假如他们以某种方式发现了，他们会被激怒。他们可能不愿意对这些小说投入注意力。

3.If PC sets up a booth selling NSFW doujinshis about Bailey outside the orphanage, how would Bailey react?(There will be manga, animations, music, and cosplay! All about Bailey getting fucked or fucking others)

如果 PC 在孤儿院门口摆了一个摊位售卖贝利的色情同人志，贝利会有什么反应？(会有漫画，动画，音乐和cosplay！全部是关于贝利被操或者操别人)

Bailey would put a stop to it.

贝利会制止PC。

4. If PC, covered in mud from sewer, broke into Bailey’s house, started bathing in their bathtub, but as PC was about to enter the tub, Bailey returned home. PC looked at them with innocent eyes, looking straight into their eyes, how would Bailey react?

如果浑身是下水道泥巴的 PC 闯进贝利的家中，在他们的浴缸里泡澡，而正当PC准备进入水中的时候，贝利回家了。PC用无辜的眼睛看着他们，直直地看着他们的双眼，他们会有什么反应？

Bailey would throw them out naked.

贝利会把PC全裸着丢出去。

5.If PC breaks into Bailey’s house while he’s/she’s away, steals their underwear, and hangs it on orphanage’s notice board, how would Bailey react?

如果 PC 趁贝利不在家的时候撬开门锁，把他们的内衣偷出来，挂在孤儿院的告示板上，贝利会有什么反应？

Bailey would hang the PC on the town’s notice board.

贝利会把PC悬挂在小镇的告示板上。

6.If Bailey and PC became friends when they were kids, what would they play together?

假如小时候的贝利和 PC 成为朋友，他们会一起玩什么？

That depends on the PC!

那取决于PC！！

7.Is Bailey’s crush more sexually attractive to Bailey or more romantically attractive?

贝利的暗恋对象对他们是性吸引力更多，还是浪漫吸引力更多？

More romantically attractive.

浪漫吸引力更多。

8.Has Bailey ever experienced any form of abuse in the past? (Including emotional and physical abuse)

贝利过去曾经遭受过某种程度的虐待吗？（包括情感上的，包括肢体上的）

Bailey has experienced abuse.

贝利曾经经历过虐待。

9. Bailey still has anal virginity. Considering their active sex life, why haven‘t they ever tried anal intercourse?

贝利的菊穴贞操还在，我们知道他们的性生活很积极，为什么从没有尝试过肛交呢？

It doesn‘t interest them.

贝利对肛交不感兴趣。

10.We know that Bailey hasn’t seemed to express their feelings to their crush. If there’s a chance for Bailey to see their crush again, would they share this special feelings?

我们知道贝利没有将自己的心意说出口。假如有一个机会贝利能够再次见到自己的暗恋对象，他们会分享自己那份特殊的心意吗？

They would want to.

ALRIGHT FOLKS, I hope y'all are ready for my fav seasonal treat.

I hope Eden would like it too

TODAY'S TREAT ISSS *drum roll*

NUSSECKEN BABY!!

It's a german, cookie-like treat whose name roughly translates to "corner nuts." I'll be using grams and mls because I don't know any other measurments.

INGREDIENTS!

For the topping

200 grams of butter

150 grams of sugar (I usually put less sugar, do as you like tbh)

15 grams of vanilla powder

4 tablespoons of water

400 grams of whatever nuts you like! Almond, hazel, walnuts, you name it. I personally really like almonds, sometimes mixed with hazel.

For the cookie base

300 grams of white flour

1 teaspoon of baking poweder

130 grams of sugar (again I usually use less)

2 eggs

15 grams of vanilla powder

130 grams of butter

extra ingredients

Dark chocolate (you'll need this one to garnish the topping)

Jam (traditionally you use apricot or orange marmelade, but you can use the jam you like most.)

PROCEDURE!

Start with the mixed nuts topping, because it'll have to cool down before you can actually put it together.

For the topping:

- take yor nuts of choice and blend them. Cut them up enough to have a rough crumble. You want them to be crunchy, not creamy. But definetly not big chunks. A crumble consistency.

-in a pot, put in the butter, sugar and water, and melt them.

- add your crushed nuts and cook them for 5-10 minutes MAX. Just enough to combine it all and be a little sticky.

-let it cool down a little.

For the cookie base:

-in a bowl, put all the ingredients together, and start working them with your hands.

-You have to work it like a pie crust. If you don't have experience, here's sone tips:

-don't use electronic tools. Your hand's warmth will melt the butter and combine it better.

- at first, it'll feel dry and crumbly and you'll be tempted to put liquid in it. DON'T DO IT. trust the process. Believe in the slowly melting butter.

-keep working it until a solid dough forms. It has to be firm and the ingredients must be well combined.

-don't overmix it.

COMBINING THE INGREDIENTS

-Take a solid tray, put some baking paper on it. Slap the cookie base on it and start flattening it. Ideally you'd put it in a rectangular shape to cut the cookies better.

-The cookie height should be around 0.5 to 1 cm tall. Depends if you want a tall cookie or not, or if you simply prefer quantity over quality.

-Slap the jam of your choice on the cookie dough. Distribute it on the whole surface. Use more jam than you think you need: it'll help to stick the cookie and the nuts together.

-slap the nut topping directly on the jam. Don't care to keep the layers clean, smear the jam with the nuts if you have to. That shit has to stick together. Distribute the nuts evenly.

-shove the bad boy in an oven at 200 degrees Celcius for 20-25 minutes. Check the sweets, if you want the nuts to be a bit toasty you can put on a grill mode at the last minute. NO MORE THEN A COUPLE MINUTES. Otherwise the nuts might burn.

- let the bitch cool down to room temperature.

- once it's cold, cut it up into triangles. (That's the traditional shape, squares work too)

chocolate topping:

- take a large pot, fill it with water and put it on the heat to boil.

- take a smaller pot, put in enough chocolate to coat the cookies in, and submerge the small pot into tue warming water.

- this is a pretty safe way to melt chocolate without burning it. Just be careful to not splash yourself with the boiling water.

- once the chocolate is melted, take your cookie triangles and dip the corners into the chocolate. Then put them on a tray with baking paper and let the chocolate cool down.

-alternitavely, take a sac-a-poche, fill it with the chocolate and just pipe it on the crumbled nuts. A spoon works too.

Let the chocolate cool down and VOILÀ! NUSSECKEN!

They're not too difficult to make, the only bore is the waiting time for stuff to cool down. Hope y'all like this recipe! ;)

I want to feed it to Eden snsbnansn

OK BEFORE I FORGET:

What kinda sweets do you think Eden likes? I thought about the Nussecken because the nuts remind me the forest(?) somehow and it feels very homely to me. If you have headcanons, oh Maestro of Eden, please share >_<

-💜

1) thank you so much for the recipe, I'm gonna try it at some point and I'll let you know how badly I do at it lmfao.

2) I think you're right that Eden would like this a lot because we see them enjoying roasted chestnuts in game. Which makes me think they'd enjoy those chocolate bars with nuts in them.

Also, scones with fruit jam! Both made by PC! Black Berry jam piled on Eden's shelf in the seasons they grow, ingredients for scones on every shopping list.

The Palestinian Ministry of Health released a report on Thursday, including the names of more than seven thousand Palestinians who were martyred in the Israeli bombing of the Gaza Strip.

Red color highlights 0-4 years old age group

Green color highlights age group 5-17

White color highlights the age group between 18 and 59 years old

Gray color highlights the age group over 60

These are not just names, but people killed in the midst of a brutal war. Remember their names.

Yes, it is I - your poor little Dollya