day 23 in the chamber

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

things have got so bad i've resorted to britpop

We used to make posts about loki on here

I love this post so much. “we used to make posts about loki on here” is the gentlest way possible to describe this website’s history. It’s like saying einstein dabbled in science

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

yuri and yaoi and whale shark are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb