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This is the "I might've taken the crack slightly too seriously and now it's a full on crack AU" post heheheheh
The short of it, for my brain to fit this into some kind of lore accuracy; Set in the time before the Fall of Euclydia (which will and has to happen, almost has even happened were it not for Bill's specks of sanity remaining), Caine is a fallen godling from what is basically Euclydias Heaven/Pantheon of Circle Gods (TBD what it actually is).
Circles having no sides but also an infinite amount of sides, are beyond the "simpler" shapes, and do not interact with them. They also do not need limbs, they can have them, but usually do not. Caine got cast out because he has LITERALLY eaten his better and more beloved brother. Caine doesn't understand why he was cast out exactly but believes that it's because all the other circles finally accepted his love for Dungeons & Diagrams and as such, set him off on an adventure to the plane of the lower shapes. People are fucking terrified why there is a circle among them and just give him whatever they think he wants or says because they do not want to displease a literal god.
Bill, is Bill. Not much changed with him besides 1) he is younger here, not a trillion years old, 2) he is still somewhat sane but the visions of the future are literally causing him to go insane the more he see's them which is why 3) his parents blind him. It's not permanent, they don't want to do it, but besides blinding him permanently, there is nothing that could cure Bill's "sickness". Their relationship is, very complicated.
And now onto Ford! Well, Fourd! Hah, get it because Four and Ford- you get it! I will say, I see it as being pronounced the exact same way so I will use either version as I feel. EITHER WAY! A hexagon born to pentagon parents, Stan (i don't have a fun pun name for him yet) does exist and they are twins, but he got born as a pentagon. They look the same when it comes to features but if one tries to act as the other, something is just...off. I have a few more ideas for Euclydia Ford but,,, will keep those for later.
AND YES, THIS IS THE SHORT OF IT. I KNOW YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE ME BUT ME AND @kamy2425 WENT A BIT MAD WITH THE NONSENSE. KAMY IS A CO-CREATOR IN THIS, SO MANY IDEAS WERE THEIRS, ABSOLUTE BIG BRAIN!
Bellow is a lil comic based on how Kamy wrote Bill and Ford meeting, though I don't really draw comics so this could've been done better but eh!
Ford Figures Some Stuff Out (a Time Wish/Do-Over au comic) (Spicy!)
And then he spent a week jerking off in his house until he almost died of dehydration
(The uncensored version will be up on my bluesky as soon as the site stops being broken and deleting the post)
Getting to Know You (a Do-Over/Time Wish au comic)
...Okay, listen I went a lil off the path but drawing these is so quick it's like therapy for the mind.
SO NOW....Deal with Caine x Bill x Ford in shape form!! WHY?? BECAUSE WHY NOT! I'M PUTTING CRACK IN YOUR CRACK SHIP AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT. (And if you don't, that's okay, you can ignore me and my descent into whatever weirdness comes to me)
SERIOUS IMPORTANT STUFF; I will be honest, I first saw hexagon Ford through the Time Wish AU so, I am giving credit for that to @snewts who created that masterpiece! That whole AU is genuinely so fucking banger, EVERYONE, go read it right now if you somehow haven't! ....GOOOO, I'M SERIOUS >:( Read it!!
SECOND IMPORTANT STUFF; ...I based "1-day blinding stew" Bill on how @xx-akubara-xx draws Bill's blindness in their Reverse Time Wish AU because it's a super creative use of colour in a mostly colourless comic. WHICH YOU ALL SHOULD ALSO GO READ. IT MAKES ME CRY.

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They kiss
Anyways, this will be my last romantic post of these two, they are back to being friends who make each other worse after this.
BYEEEEEE!!!!
Theraprism AU- "Figures"
Ahh, the euclydia days...I know it won't make sense for Caine to have known Bill before all this. But as one wise triangle once said, "Nothing makes sense, so might as well make NONSENSE!"
Circle Caine design and causer of chaos go to @vvo1d1ing. (Seriously, look at this! It's beautiful. ) Ko-Fi / Commissions / Twitter
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