#crackau

So time for a crack AU folks! What about, now hear me out, a Supermodel AU!

Back in the days when Omnic’s were coming onto the scene and the world was confused as to what truly made one human and beautiful came a new modeling and talent agency with one mission: unite the world in all it’s beautiful differences. Overwatch! In order to show that all people could be beautiful and powerful they assembled a small but diverse cast of people from all over the world, showing that no matter what you could be beautiful. As time went on they continued to gather a more diverse group, and in many ways succeeded with their goal.

Unfortunately things changed and one star emerged above them all: Jack Morrison. The standard for beauty by many people and by far the most charismatic of the bunch he stole the show and pulled the spotlight off his best friend, causing internal strife among the group. A rival talent agency known only as Talon saw this opportunity and seized it, knowing that they could not allow this upstart to gain any more fame. One tragic accident and several horrible public scandals later Overwatch was disbanded, all the new talent scattering to the wind, some never to be seen again. Years later though one particular model and hopeful star had had enough, he had lived his life in seclusion, never following his dream of stardom, because he felt he just couldn’t without Overwatch. Yet as he stared at the contacts list that held the names and numbers of so many of his old friends and coworkers he couldn’t let it go: Winston had to try. So he called up his oldest friend, Lena, the same girl who he had once convinced to join the agency with him. Beautiful and spunky, and the victim of a rather odd plane incident, she had been just as eager as he was to join the amazing new agency, and just as crushed when it was closed down.

anyway, as ari said, noiz totally has this big elaborate plan on getting laid in every single country (nonetheless the plane) so every summer, a month before going to visit midorijima, noiz takes aoba on an outlandish trip where they go visit historical sites and learn which, to aoba’s dismay is a fucking terrible idea because its summer?? but noiz is the one who suggested, planned and picked their destination so any argument is a losing battle. what can you do, noiz /thrives/ off of information and he honestly cannot miss a chance on seeing something in person rather than on the internet… but seriously, they went to France and visited castles instead of swimming somewhere in the French Riviera … wtf noiz

but even before that, noiz gets his fun throughout the entire trip. he could say he’s mastered arousing aoba in embarrassing situations but who’s to say whats normal these days? noiz books the flights and picks their seats and he chooses the ones borderlining the economy seats, because they have a small but convenient curtain behind them to separate the business class from the economy class. also he knows that aoba has a thing for privacy, even if it helps with only a little. when they’re seated down noiz likes to talk to him and give out terrible innuendos about how he’s going to fuck him in the bathroom and during the first time aoba heard it he pinched noiz’s nose and didn’t talk to him until they were asked about customs.