I’m Not Just Odd I’m Cryptic

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

@fishy--friend

Just making sure you're alive <3

Indeed I am! Its the season of exam preparation for the summer so its a bit hectic around here

@cryptic-platypus CRYPT ITS YOUUUU

YIPPEEEE

@cryptic-platypus i will hug you tenderly for an hour to get you to calm down. i will tenderly kiss your forehead if you need it and ask and consent. i love you <3

[to the tune of YMCA] mothman, there’s no need to feel down I said mothman,

lift that man off the ground

CUZ ITS FUN! TO! SWING! A! HU-MAN!

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

@creatures-in-posts This critter is strange

Sometimes I forget these are real creatures

@cryptic-platypus

*gasp* my fellow brethren!!

You can only reblog this once a year

It is indeed September 1st on Tumblr