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Oh, honey, no
So I just finished watching âThe Book Of Boba Fettâ⌠shut up, i like to enjoy the anticipationâŚ. and one thing this does really well is explain a lot about the last three movies. Luke, specifically.Â
Because Luke in TBOBF is just⌠heâs trying, heâs really trying, bless his cotton socks, but he is straight up garbage at this. Two things specifically are so apparent, so quickly, and they just⌠it all makes sense now.
1. Luke has absolutely no idea how to handle children. None,. Heâs clearly never even babysat. Not even once. Iâm pretty confident that this is a man whoâs never even had a pet. He makes young Obi-Wan trying to handle a cranky child in Phantom Menace look like Father of the Year, heâs that bad. Heâs trying to train a toddler the same way he was trained when he was a young adult. No wonder he messed up so badly with Ben. This man should never, under any circumstances, have been left alone with a child without some instruction.
2. Luke does not seem to understand that he was trained on 3X Fast Forward Because There Is A War On. He got a high-speed crash course on Basic High Points from Yoda who knew he could drop dead of old age at any moment and did not have time to coddle this guy, Yoda, who let us not forget had quite possibly never trained an Adult Beginner in his ENTIRE LIFE and was just trying to give him the important stuff as fast as possible. So Lukeâs internalized his High Speed Extremely Basic Training as How Jedi Training Is Done, and heâs attempting to replicate it with a confused and traumatized toddler. Just⌠why. Honey, WHY.Â
I wanted to hit Ahsoka with a stick. She had real training! She had the knowledge Luke clearly desperately needs! And she just⌠yâknow⌠wandered off and left him to it.
I mean, nobody can blame Grogu at this point for the decision he makes. Grogu is sat down and told he has to make a Permanent Life Decision AS A TODDLER (look, I know itâs a Lone Wolf And Cub tribute, I got that, but still). So he has his little think and the basic information Grogu has at this point is âI am presented with a choice between two well-meaning anxiety-riddled idiots who know nothing about children, one of whom loves me, protects me, even removed his helmet for me which was a big deal, and the other of whom is THIS GUY who keeps trying to make me remember bad things and never cuddles me everâ.
Grogu may be a toddler, but heâs not stupid.
This Luke is directly on track for being a Bitter Hermit Who Failed At Restarting The Jedi. Heâs crap at his job, heâs getting no help at all, and his first student just toddled out of the temple metaphorically shouting âlater, loser, Iâmma be a Mandalorianâ. It all makes sense now, it really does.Â
Yet another reason to reject Disney Modernity and embrace EU Tradition. Yes I will take carte blanche warcrime free passes (thanks Kyp Durron) over what Disney has done to the setting.
A tiny devil vitrified in a prism of glass. In the 18th century, the Imperial Treasury of Vienna attested that this was a real demon which had been trapped in glass during an exorcism in Germany a century earlier. âŁFrom the Kunsthistorisches Museum Collection, Vienna.âŁ
Item: a tiny devil vitrified in a prism of glass (with signed affidavit of attested authenticity)
âMyths and Legends of Ancient Slavsâ, Illustration by N. Bukanova, 2007
The sun is probably the closest thing weâll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-
Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes

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mY CHILDHOOD FEAR WAS A GAME LIKE THIS
There is also one called âClockyâ, an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you donât get out of bed on time. When the alarm sounds you can snooze one time. If you still donât wake up, Clocky will jump off of the bedside table, and wheel away, mindlessly bumping into objects until he finds a spot to rest. Youâll have to get up and out of bed to silence his alarm. Clocky will find new spots everyday, kind of like a hide-and-seek game.
The Drill Sergeant Alarm Clock will continue to insult you from one of the 10 phrases stored in the clock until you wake up.
This alarm clock wakes you up with bacon
The Smash Alarm Clock. You literally smash the top to shut it off.
The Flying Alarm Clock. Once the alarm sounds, the helicopter flies away and the only way to shut it off is to return it back to itâs base.
The Target Alarm Clock. As soon as the alarm rings you have to aim and fire the laser gun. Once you hit the bullseye the alarm will shut off.
Mr Bump allows you to physically throw your alarm clock against the wall to turn it off in the morning.
Never knew there was an alarm clock fandom until today
powermove: getting ALL of those alarm clocks and set it to wake you up in the same time
Fun fact, clocky starts ringing before he runs from you, giving your half asleep self time to catch it and snooze it. My subconscious learned to do this. Clocky didnât work for me.
Always use the white gun by the alarm clock.
Not the black gun in the nightstand.
But if the gun in the nightstandâs been tarted up with a Cerakote finish, things might get a bit confusing. Itâll still turn the alarm off, thoughâŚ
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And will almost certainly still help you wake up.
Even grittier historical drama Cruella where she attempts to raze the kingdom of Dalmatia due to some personal aristocratic grudge.
In the early tenth century, mercenaries under the command of Drusillia of Friuli staged an attack on the Dalmatian Islands but were repulsed by the Dalmatians and the aid of the displaced Saxon warlord Hrodger and his consort Anna. The story of Drusilla and the âHundred Dalmatians,â referring to the many islands of Dalmatia, was passed down into local folklore. The Friulan âDrusilla dâIl FriĂťlâ or Croation âDrusilja Furlanijaâ were eventually corrupted into English as âCruella De Vil.â The confusion in the English-speaking world between the historical territory and the breed of dog became widespread by the Regency period, and the Saxon involvement was of great interest to English writers. âThe witch Cruella de Villa defeated by a hundred Dalmatian dogs led by the Englishman Rodgerâ appears in a late nineteenth century English folktale collection.
The historical Drusilliaâs raid on Dalmatia seems to have been spurred by a dispute over control of a fur trade pipeline that led from the north of the Alps to Dalmatia. A version of the legend discovered in a fifteenth-century Croatian prose manuscript claims that Drusilliaâs widowed mother Katharina of Friuli was murdered by Illyrian pirates, and that Drusilliaâs brothers Horatius and Gasparus did not adequately seek recompense. A thirteenth-century history of Friuli written in Latin mentions the raid of Drusillia and her husband Gasparus against the warlord Bornaus rex dalmatiae, elsewhere referred to in the manuscript as Bogdanus dalmatiae. It is believed that this âBornaâ or âBogdanâ king of Dalmatia was received in English as âPongo of the Dalmatians.â
Click the below link to read the complete story, or right-click to download as a PDF: The Rise of Skywalker: The Team Dale Rewrite Page Count: 220 pages (189 for story, 27 for special features)FileâŚ
Happy May 4! A friend and I were pretty disappointed with how Disney chose to end the Skywalker Saga, so weâve been working on a pretty extensive rewrite. Itâs taken a while to get it polished enough to share, but weâre pretty proud of the end result. If youâre bored, feel free to give it a read :) Unrest roils the First Order. The conniving General Hux chafes under the thumb of Supreme Leader Kylo Ren, fearful the troubled warrior will lead them to ruin.
As word spreads across the galaxy of Luke Skywalkerâs last stand, free planets rally behind a growing Resistance, and young Rey devotes herself to learning the ways of the Jedi.
Little do they know the Supreme Leader has called upon the mysterious KNIGHTS OF REN to secure the First Orderâs future, and wipe out a Resistance beset by sudden loss....
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This is a Vancian Spell Name if I've ever heard one.
Wizardâs spellbooks for spells levelled 1-3, 4-6, and 7-9.
[image id: a black-and-white photo of the spines of three fancy books. The left most one is labeled "Fuckery," in the middle is "Advanced Fuckery," and on the right is "Super Advanced Fuckery."]

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if you ever feel bad about your writing, especially structure-wise, remember: youâre still not the one who put âsomehow, palpatine has returnedâ into a multimillion dollar franchise produced by one of the greediest and richest corporations on earth. youâll always be better than that one.
Told @shinraco that she should code her discord bot to respond to all mentions of Fullmetal Alchemist by repeating âFullmetal Alchemistâ like the commercial breaks and she ended up having to shoot the bot dead just to stop what weâd created
the full sagaâŚ.
let her speak!!
Apparently âwhat ho!â is a corruption of Beowulfâs âhwaet!â??Â
Now need a P.G. Wodehouse translation of Beowulf.
What ho! Have you heard of these chaps, Dashed good fellows with a spear and whatnotâ
What-ho! You are no doubt familiar with a certain strain of Danish chappieâyour good Jutlander, or in point of fact, the Spear-Daneâand with more examples than I need to relate of the sort of thing they and their chieftains used to get up to.
But to take a single exemplar of the breedâwhat Gussie might call a type specimen, were we discussing newts, as we generally are when Gussie has come to the metrop.âconsider a cove who was called Shield, the Spear-Dane being even keener on simple descriptive appellations than the average Etonian, and Son of Sheaf, said cove being a foundling and rather short on surnames.
Despite this unpropitious beginning, this Shield Sheafsson, as he grew up, graduated from knocking blighters off of barstools to permitting them to retain their seats and, once word had spread around the Baltic of the size and bellicosity of his fellows, raking in the ready for this favor. An all-round good sort and a good king, was the Danesâ verdict.

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You sounds like a Cato sympathizer. Roman expansionism fully justified Carthageâs aggressions
Romeâs destruction of Carthage was fully justified, hereâs ten reasons why
1. They are Punics
2. They are barbarians
3. They refused to move their city 100 miles inland like the Romans graciously requested.
4. They refused to accept the higher wisdom of Roman governance
5. They mistreated elephants
6. They are barbarians
7. One of their most infamous warlords was named after a cannibalistic serial killer.
8. They conducted human sacrifice, hence why Rome had to kill all the Carthaginians, to stop the human sacrifice.
9. Think of the children
10. They are barbarians
Checkmate Punics! DESTROYED with LOGIC and REASONING!
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