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@crusoe-the-android
If you could have one Shakespeare play done by the Muppets what would it be?
obviously a Midsummer Night's Dream, can you imagine? Kermit as Oberon, Miss Piggy as Titania, the non-fae characters are played by the only humans, when Bottom is transformed he physically becomes a muppet, Puck is naturally Gonzo with bonus Rizzo
drawings you can hear
*new yawk voice*
@millenniallust4death care to weigh in?
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//sorry this blog is dead rn, along with all my others. I came back from larping this past weekend to find that I am super irritated by most of my threads and need a break.
I am full of so many flowers. I worry that no one will see them.
Zoë Lianne (via theharvestmother)
My character is trying to refuse medical treatment for a very serious injury. Try to convince them otherwise.
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“As are you Cru, now hold still while I clean out this old battery and fix you up.” Desmin explained then started to work on his android friend, “Can I ask why you’re held up in your room in such a state?” He tried to ask casually while fixing some wires.
Crusoe looked at Des flatly and tilted his head at that. “I thought you knew me better than that...” He said blankly, shaking his head and looking down. He picked up a spare wire from the bed and fiddled with it unconsciously. “I am a healer, Des. That is what I was made to do, yes, but it is my passion, as well. My programming lets me know exactly what is going on with any body at all times and... I hurt those people. So badly...” His voice dissolved into static- the only way he could cry.
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“This is more than enough Cru, really.” He reached out for the Android’s shoulder to stop him. “It’s cool man, really. Just clear off the bed and get me a few towels just in case of there are any internal links.” Desmin couldn’t read or scan Cru as he could with life forms but the android had such human mannerisms that it was easy to read that instead.
He stilled at the touch, and left to retrieve a few towels from the replicator. He pulled his shirt off, popped his front panel off, and laid back.
“You are a good friend, Des.”
Out of reflects Desmin tensed but then relaxed and hugged his android friend. “Your welcome man, now if you have a place where I can work…. I can get you patched up.” He smiled then looking at the android for the first time in his gray eyes.
“You can work in here?” He suggested, getting up to tug a large box of tools from under the bed, and to gather a few others from around the room. It was an odd mix of old and new models, as well as a few that seemed to have been altered slightly by the Android himself. “I... I’m not sure I’m up to going out just now.”
How odd, I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.
David Foster Wallace , The Pale King (via thequotejournals)
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America had been good to her, but she needed to go home. Homesickness had been flooding her heart for the last few weeks and a phone call from her grandfather and grandmother had made it grow even stronger.
❝ I have to tell you something. ❞
Robin looked up from his book and blinked a couple times, coming back to reality. He smiled.
"Yes, Amber? Is everything okay?"
“Oh please, you think I dont know a bad program whrn I see it. Besides, some of that was just an act for the brass. I spoke to the captain, and explained with you blue prints and told him you did more good than harm even if you didnt know it at the time…sooo. he will personally review your file foe active duty but as for now you get your new and improved heart.”
If Crusoe was a human, he would have cried. As it was, it was all he could do to pull Des into a careful hug. "Thank you."
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honey understand that i have been left here in these reeds
//who the fuck let me watch the imitation game
My muse is sick.
Send me a 🍜 for your muse to make mine (or try to) a meal.
Send me ★ to take my muses temperature.
Send me 💊 to give/tell my muse to take his medicine.
Send me 😨 to catch my muse as they are about to pass out.
Send me 🚨 to take my muse to the hospital.
Send me 💉 to help my muse in your muses own way.(this is so there are multiple possibilities of helping)
"Please go to sleep." -Crusoe (I'm on the wrong account rn)
MEME // ACCEPTING // @crusoe-the-android
❝ I had a nightmare…I don’t think I can, ❞ words whispered in such a pleading voice as she turned to face him.
Robin sighed and sat up, slipping his glasses on in the dark. “Let’s go have some tea, then, until you can sleep.” He said decisively and stood.
MAKE MY CHARACTER FEEL LOVED.
all of this ANGST lately – while nice – it’s getting a bit OLD. I want your character to try their best and make mine feel super loved. give them ALL you’ve got. make them blush like crazy and CRY because they’ve never heard such beautiful things before. do it. I dare you.
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Non-romantic fluff starters
“Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”
“I just really need a hug right now…”
“You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”
“Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”
“It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”
“Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”
“I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”
“We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”
“This would look so cute on you!”
“Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”
“I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”
“You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”
“I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”
“Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”
“My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”
“Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”
“After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”
“Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”
“C'mon, I need a Player 2.”
“I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”
“If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”
“What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”
“When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”
“Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”
“It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”
“It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”
“Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”
“Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”
“I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”
“C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”
“I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”
“I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”
“HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”
“Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”
“If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”
“Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”
“THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”
“I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”
“If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”
“I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”
“Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”
“The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”
“You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”
“I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”
“There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”
“Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”
“Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”
“That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”
“If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”
“We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”
ALL questions pottermore patronus test
I stumbled upon this reddit post whose author uses data from this post to create a quiz featuring ALL the questions from the pottermore patronus test to give you your “best fit” patronus.
As we know with the ilvermorny and hogwarts tests, there is a huge difference in accuracy when comparing a quiz with all the questions available vs when taking it on pottemore with a limited and varying questions, and a lot of people were unhappy with their patronus because they thought it didn’t fit their personality.
So, if you want to retake the patronus test or see the patronus you would receive in a 38 question quiz rather than a 5 question quiz, click here.
Side note: don’t be afraid to click none if neither answer feels right, it makes the answer more accurate for your personality
i got a fucking horse
