Life as I Live It

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

SEATTLE—Touting it as an invigorating way to jumpstart your morning, Starbucks on Friday unveiled its new $7 wake-up slap. “This open-handed smack to the face is perfect for those days where you barely dragged yourself out of bed and really need a pick-me-up,” said spokeswoman Gina Barish, adding that the basic palm slap can be boosted with an extra-shot option that includes a stiff backhand across the other cheek. “You can also customize the width of the hand and the brawniness of the barista so you get hit as hard as you need to start your day off energized and ready to roll. You can just walk right up to the counter and get slapped, or have a cashier lean out the convenient drive-thru window and whack you without even having to park.” Barish went on to say that while the slap was a limited-time promotion, it could become a regular menu item along with last season’s five-gallon ice water drenching.

Yellow Diamond had something to do with Pink Diamond getting shattered and then blamed it on Rose Quartz so she had a reason to plant the cluster in the Earth. I think the fact that Eyeball didn’t see the shield is a red flag and shape shifting is a thing in the Steven Universe universe. In the right conditions a shape shifted YD could pass as a RQ to trick a Ruby which, besides our own, have shown to be fairly incompetent “private” level soldiers. What’s hard enough to scratch a Diamond? A Diamond. On top of that, the way the title of what’s the use of feeling (blue) gives away that Yellow has detached herself from emotion (she is the logical and objective leader) she even ends just saying “what’s the use of feeling” in general, not just feeling blue. No point in having emotions at all to the YD. only logic, use, and weaponry for conquering, a la the cluster.

This is the blessed cartridge of Shiny Luck. Reblog this to be blessed and may you find shiny pokemon

Viridian Forest

rose no that’s not how you spend time with your child

This is an actual tweet by dennys

From the fanfic “Jasper Poofs Garnet 1000 Times Before She is Redeemed”

Me picking up the Nintendo Switch in March