crunchy's silly blog!

if will wood & neil cicierega collaborated on an album, i would have enough fuel to exist in a manic state for approx. 10,000 years completely uninhibited

Good lord, little man locked in the stocks

ah fuck im gettimg real world lag [gets achievement “hit by a crossbow bolt”] huh what the fuck [gets hit by a crossbow bolt]

*preparing to go outside* i’m normal. i know how to cross the street. i avoid eye contact in an organic non weird way, as if i simply do not notice fellow pedestrians.

Life Could Be Dream

Life Could Be Nightmare

tomato is like the monopoly board game of foods

I've never played Monopoly before can you expand on this a bit

what i mean is that it sucks its not fun and it breaks families apart