Nah

what is it about me sitting in my little corner of the Internet and saying “I actually don’t hate myself as an adult now and I want to be nice to people and that’s my entire thing” that makes these anons start foaming at the mouth

I’ll be perfectly honest, I’ve spent the better part of a decade wishing I weren’t fucking alive and beating depression off with a caveman’s wooden club. If I get to a point in my adult life after all that shit where I can finally say “I don’t want to see myself dead anymore, I like who I am” and you have the gall to tell me I have too much self confidence now, I’m gonna take the club I killed my depression with and I’m gonna start beating you with it

Reblog if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right 

she isnt unfortunately

this is getting more and more attainable, please keep sharing and donating cuz it's literally saving my life and maybe it's sunk cost fallacy but i've put this much work into staying alive that i'd love to keep my streak going!!! 💜❤💙

this is making really really good progress!! thank you all so much 💜 every reblog helps so much!!

Boosting again! Get my friend back on home turf!

valentine’s day coming up means you gotta deal with those annoying bitches who go out of the way to let everyone know they hate romance and valentine’s day. maybe buy a pink teddy bear and eat some candy hearts and you’ll feel better

why y’all so pressed about this post. have you considered mayhaps eating some candy hearts

rest assured if youre trying to play the cool guy and make like “jokingly” rude comments on strangers posts for Funney Aloof Joke Points theyre just showing your comment to their friends and being like hey whats this dudes problem lol

i really wanna hammer it home that friendly ribbing doesn’t really come across when you’re not that persons friend and you really just seem like an aggressive weirdo

Don’t forget about the nazis!!!!!

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

me when i was fifteen: oh i am just a deeply evil and destructive being and someday i will be punished for my crimes. also the only song that matters is sail by awolnation. *sits quietly in bed and does not do my homework.*

here’s a picture of me doing blood magic

but theres no picture there

thats right kids i dont do blood magic keep the maker in your hearts and be like me