Hehehe

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite

… @oneofthevoid , opinions?

lol whoops

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite

… @oneofthevoid , opinions?

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

happy first day of pride everyone

Forgetful Ice Cream Sandwich

Executive Dysfunction Cake n’ Ice Cream

Unfocused Cereal

sensitive rice

Migraine Grits

Distraction Donut.

Leg-Jiggle M&Ms

Panic Cheese

Dread Tiffin

Despair Mint

Insomnia Lucky Charm

Deterritorialization Strawberry

Lethargy sandwich

Dissociation Soup

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