I’m sensitive, you know

6 small brownies

Calories per brownie: 30 kcal

Ingredients

• 150 g fat-free Greek yogurt → 80 kcal

• 1 medium egg white → 17 kcal

• 15 g unsweetened cocoa powder → 30 kcal

• 10 g oat flour → 38 kcal

• Zero-calorie sweetener to taste

• Pinch of salt

• Optional: vanilla extract

Instructions

1. Mix all ingredients into a smooth batter.

2. Line a small container or dish with parchment.

3. Spread batter evenly and press gently.

4. Chill in the fridge 30–60 minutes until firm.

5. Cut into 6 small brownies and enjoy :3 (heat up when ready to eat)

May 1 - 300 cals

May 2 - 200 cals

May 3 - liquid fast

May 4 - 500 cals

May 5 - water fast

May 6 - fruit mono

May 7 - 600 cals

May 8 - omad

May 9 - 700 cals

May 10 - vegetable mono

May 11 - water fast

May 12 - 500 cals

May 13 - 200 cals

May I4 - 800 cals

May 15 - liquid fast

May 16 - metabolism day for those who do it and just water fast day for those who don’t like me

May 17 - 500 cals

May 18 - omad

May 19 - 700 cals

May 20 - 200 cals

May 21 - tea or coffee mono

May 22 - 300 cals

May 23 - omad

May 24 - 800 cals cals

May 25 - liquid fast

May 26 - 200 cals

May 27 - 1000 cals

May 28 - water fast

May 29 - 100 cals

May 30 - Omad

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of blistering wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my skull and I growled,

“I am the manager.”