CRUMB

@theshrodingerstot

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

is anyone gonna kill my freak

one of the cruelest of medieval tortures the dunce hat

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

They also should've been garden gnomes

no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now

everybody saying its sad to see this after closing instagram reels. YOU JUST CLOSED ISNTAGRAM REELS MY FRIEND... YOURE FREE

why do I think he is bi well firstly I know and perceive the truth

so weird seeing girls my age getting pregnant and having kids like. what the fuck are u doing. start taking testosterone.

some m/f ships are like. that woman is a lesbian. however that man is a woman so it all works out

reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"