blue ants

*feels sad about something* oh well, at least I have my superior taste in arts & culture

"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

American psycho is so funny because you watch the movie and it's this one guy freaking the fuck out and killing people he doesn't like and then you search him up on tumblr and he's getting railed by all of his coworkers

Patrick Bateman is literally the character of all time. He's a yuppie. He hates his job even though he never does any actual work. He listens to Walking on Sunshine. He may or may not be a serial killer. He tells people upfront that he's a killer and nobody listens to him. He listens to Huey Lewis and the News. He denied ever listening to Huey Lewis and the News when confronted by a detective. He has every single personality and mental disorder under the sun. He fully crashed out when Paul Allen's business card was better than his. He's gay. He's homophobic. The only reason he didn't kill one of his other co-workers was because he came on to him. He works out to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He's a raging bigot but he is NOT an antisemite. He can't tell what's real and what isn't. His go to excuse for leaving a conversation is, "I have to return some videotapes." He (may or may not have) chased a woman with an active chainsaw and nobody heard him. He likes cats and will only hurt them if an ATM demands he feed it one. His wealth and status mean more to him than anything in the world and it doesn't make him happy and nobody cares about him. The one person who actually cares about him just discovered his book full of drawings of murdered women. He would rather do all of that than go to therapy. And he STILL can't get a reservation at Dorsia.