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In Austin powers: international man of mystery (1997), Mike Myers predicted the blockage of the Suez Canal 24 years later.

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The sitcom F.R.I.E.N.D.S is usually filmed in front of a live audience. This is because filming in front of deceased audience is frowned upon.
reading tarot is like "ah yes, i can see exactly what your problem is and i can give you advice from both me and my cards" for other people, but then as soon as i do it for myself it's like "... I have no idea what you're trying to tell me. maybe if i squint at you hard enough i'll figure out something you're saying" and i think that's pretty cash money of me. the duality of man, if you will. full clarity and illiteracy
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in a change of heart and pace, i have decided I'm gonna "rebrand" and post mostly fiction and fanfiction, i don't know what my previous "brand" was other than stressful for no reason, and i feel like this is better. sorry, y'all! on the plus side i will dabble in quite a few fandoms
sorry not sorry but I am always going to give people the benefit of the doubt when it comes to queer inclusion
Like if you say youâre bi but youâve only dated people of the opposite gender? youâre bi as hell i donât care.
If you tell me youâre trans but you havenât transitioned yet or donât want to undergo certain aspects of transitioning? you are trans! Iâm gonna call you by the name and pronouns you tell me to use
what if someone looks feminine, is afab, and uses she/her pronouns but identifies as nonbinary? what if someone looks masculine, is amab, and uses he/him pronouns but identifies as nonbinary? both of those people are nonbinary because they said they are!
if youâre asexual or aromantic but youâre still hetero in the sense that you experience attraction of some sort to the opposite gender and that gender alone? youâre still a part of the community babe! Aros and aces have always been queer.
If you donât know if youâre queer or not? youâre certainly welcome to be a part of our spaces while you figure it out!
if you donât wanna use labels? dont! thatâs it! never let anyone pressure you into labels if youâre not ready to define that part of yourself.
if you use labels/pronouns that are uncommon and/or perceived as strange? thatâs your label! those are your pronouns! who am i to tell you you canât use those words to describe yourself??
basically fuck all the debates about the nuances of this stuff. if you tell me youâre queer, youâre fucking queer. I have no right to start discourse with people about their own identities and neither does anyone else.
Literally no one has thought more about someoneâs gender or sexuality than that person self, not doctors and certainly not me. Who the fuck am I to assume I know better?

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back for a small bit, apparently there's a strategy to using duolingo that works for some people, which it to review everything you know, and then if it goes well do one lesson, but unfortunately i have small brain disease and can't figure out if a lesson is doing the whole thing, or the sub sections. because the way duolingo works, you have a lesson, and each lesson is broken up into sections, and if you pass all the sections, you level up on the lesson until you clear all five levels. and there are usually five sub sections to a level. so would it take me 25 days or 5 days to move on to the next lesson?? I'm so confused ngl, what is considered a lesson
jadkfhds ok so itâs like, still 2020 here n itâs abt 10:30 as i write this, and this has been BUGGING me for a really long time n i wanted to talk about it here n itâs wack.
TW/CW: everything is uncensored, death mention, car crash mention, venting
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jfhsdj there was stuff i forgot to add!!!
ok SO when i was sleeping last night, my brain kept ryna wake me up with my usual triggers, shit that iâve repressed n canât remember and will always wake me up under any circumstance, BUT this time!! it would happen but instead of waking up, i got that same âwait, this. this isnât real, this isnât meâ feel, and then it would be another dream but i was simply observing what was happening instead of the normal first person. well, my brain tried again with waking me up, this time using stuff that arenât any of my triggers, and the same thing happened again except I was now in control and it was in first person n i felt really angry for some reason? and this flip floping kept happining until i finally woke up because either someone slammed a door really agressivly and it woke me up or my brain decided âFINE u lil shitâ n simply conjured it up. Eitehr way i woke up in a panic, tried to calm myself, and blacked out again but this time instead of being in my bed like usual, i was eating. and it was three hours later. blackouts havenât been that long since second grade. it was wack af
jadkfhds ok so itâs like, still 2020 here n itâs abt 10:30 as i write this, and this has been BUGGING me for a really long time n i wanted to talk about it here n itâs wack.
TW/CW: everything is uncensored, death mention, car crash mention, venting
Heyo yâall! So Iâm back, but Iâm going to be in my normal state I had before of âhuh, I will post and reblog whatever on occasionâ. Also, I figured out Iâm aroace, and not bi. I also forgot what I planed for when I came back. And Iâm still mentally exhausted from absolutely everything going on. Fun times! Yâall stay safe and uh. Well, stay safe for the rest of 2020.
Feeling cute, might blast sea shanties and get into a homoerotic sword fight later

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twitter is a hellsite (derogatory) and tumblr is a hellsite (affectionate)
âomg how do u come up w this stuffâ well ive been plagued by visions since birth
i want an ancient elaborate dagger with my name engraved into the blade as a gift. the only romantic gesture
My intention isnât to BOSS people around. But people who donât create on tumblr really have to understand that if creators stop posting here, you wonât have anything else to like but maybe memes. If you want content to circle around to your dashboard⌠you have to pay it forward and reblog. That is why this website is dying. The Ban is not the only reason.
And its likeâŚ. people dont even fucking realize how special tumblr is
Tumblr doesnât have verified checkmarks. Tumblr doesnât have an algorithm to you show âThe Best Stuffâ. Tumblr doesnât display how many followers you have. Tumblr isnât obsessed with subscriptions.Â
Tumblr is an even playing field compared to websites like Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube. Which means its up to us, the users, to spread the word of people we enjoyâ the way the internet should be.
Iâm not asking you to reblog shit you donât like. Iâm not asking you to reblog everything out of pity. But when you see a post you genuinely like, reblog it.
I think so many people mistake the âyou should reblogâ message with âIâm greedy and all I want is notesâ when itâs really not at all like that.
When creators say theyâre discouraged from creating because their posts get no notes, they donât mean they will refuse to create unless their last edit reaches at least 1k notes. What they mean is that the effort theyâre putting into creating something purely out of inspiration and the need to share their passion and creativity with the world is being consumed and forgotten, just like it is on Instagram. Tumblr has changed from having an even reblog-like ratio, or even twice as many reblogs as likes, to being another social media where users consume content instead of sharing it.
Weâre not trying to force you to reblog everything or want you to fill your blog with things you donât like. But Tumblr is built on reblogs and likes. This is not a fast-food company where you can order something, consume it, and then throw it away. The very base of this website is sharing, as opposed to Instagram. Here, likes donât give our posts exposure, reblogs do.
Notes are not the problem, the fact that you want new content without supporting creators is. So yeah, donât be surprised if creators stop creating because nobody wants to share their creations.
also fun fact you rebloging can GET YOU REBLOGS. Like I donât do âtrendingâ and almost just as rarely search this site for any particular subject. I have my page, the like 5 people I follow and like 2 others I passively stalkâŚ.thatâs it
This post itself is the result of someone rebloging one of my posts which made me curious about whoever stumbled into my little hellscape and said âoh I like that thing!â. So I see a reblog and will jaunt over to the reblogerâs own blog to see what kind of company my post hasâŚ.and usually I end up rebloging a post or two because thereâs a reason this person found me to begin with.

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aright, Iâm gonna vibe for like, what, 3-6 days? expect a lot of spam or something when I come back, gonna do stuff while chilling. Yâall have a good week! I care about yâall!
ok so if baby Virgil doesn't wanna be put back in the sea bc he really wants to be held, how about sitting in the shallows while holding him?
(Followup to this) Yes, 10/10! Very content bebe. :)