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If Pokémon existed in real life, do you think you would have to take legendary creatures to some sort of exotic Pokémon vet? Like, do they need specialized doctors or does Nurse Joy just obtain all of the secrets of the universe including care for mythical beings that may or may not exist according to some random old fable?
id just need a sewing kit and a dream for my Mimikyu and I’m set
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The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
haha hey bro cant help but notice that there are multiple supply caches and autosaves leading up to me entering your chamber for that quick chat you wanted. just a quick chat though right haha. just a quick chat right
why did i invite the freaky psycho sexual clown to our dodge ball game? well, because he is good at dodge ball
you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.
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Current theory for the term “mupp”
The official confirmed definition
Mupp (noun/ possibly a verb)- Muppet Fuck
It can also be inferred, then, that all combination words that he furthermore creates will have their definition following the initial word contained in parentheses. The most known instance is when he brings out
HOWEVER
The muppet man has used this word in various contexts that do not exactly adhere to this definition. Additionally, Mr. The Croaker does not include the definition in parentheses, which makes finding a solid definition difficult.
These most reoccurring instances are:
Muppet “Some form of bodily harm”
We have proof that “mupp” can mean something extremely violent, often performed with bare hands or with a weapon, as Pregnant Batman’s parents were “mupped to death in front of her eyes”.
2. Muppet Fuck Often used as a replacement for the well known expletive, the occasional “freaking” addition is dropped.
There also exist miscellaneous other definitions that seem to fit into their own unique category
Muppet jump
Muppet poop (in reference to an internet meme)
Muppet cut
Muppet walk
In conclusion:
Mupp (noun/verb)-to express a feeling or action in terms of muppet, occasionally preluded by “freaking” in order to portray severity. Often used by those who spend way too much time on Tumblr.
Credits
As discussed by Mr. The Croaker: @the-muppet-joker. Inspired by tumblr user @edgebug and their post on muppet reproduction. Brave soldier.
Internet archaeology fixation caused by Father @strange-aeons. Thank you, Bingus Mother.
a well-thought-out hypothesis indeed. but i must present a counter argument.
all of those examples still work with the original "(muppet fuck)" definition of mupp.
"And then I muppet fuck you to death"
"I am going to freaking muppet fuck with joy"
"That's why i muppet fuck on company time"
"Muppet fuck my life into pieces"
"And I would muppet fuck 500 miles"
all of these phrases still track with the original 'muppet fuck' definition.
we cannot ignore the possibility that Pregnant Batman's parents were in fact muppet fucked to death.
I humbly offer a refutal of your counter-argument, muppet reproduction expert. Thought the original definition still fits, it seems to be too rudimentary to truly encompass the full known and widely understood meaning. This, is the purpose of my analysis, to find a more exact definition of mupp that accounts for various flexes in meaning. if we are approaching the Pregnant Batman lore with the original definition, the final battle takes quite the turn. Though reasonable to assume that the reason why she would not love a muppet-fucker is due to her parents being muppet-fucked, the widespread use of a word often results in the changing of its original meaning.
as such, the original definition of mupp still applies to any and all uses, but has since expanded to include various other interpretations.
Calling the use of the word 'mupp' widespread is a bold, bold assertion....
All right, I concede that you have a point. However:
even a word that has had such definitional drift as 'fuck' largely maintains its original definition, yes? At least, when not used as an intensifier or adjective; something can be 'fucking awful' 'fucked up' or 'totally fucked' and it's understood that the definition of 'sexual intercourse' is nonliteral. so it can be argued, to your point, that 'mupp' can be--and IS--used as a similar intensifier word.
however. even 'fuck' maintains its original definition when used as a verb. "I completely fucked it" may not be literal, but it also does conjure images of something being messed up by getting railed.
To your point, it does seem some uses of 'mupp' can in fact be nonliteral or metaphorical. But if you say someone was 'fucked to death,' that leaves much less room for nonliteral interpretation.
I maintain that it remains a definite, if dark, possibility that Pregnant Batman's parents were in fact literally mupped to death.
Glad to know that two mupp-searchers (muppet researchers) can have such a discussion. Glad to see that we have reached the conclusion (I believe we have reached one):
Mupp and all combinations have both a literal and nonliteral meaning
Both the original and new definitions are to be considered in the analysis of mupp, and both are valid interpretations in their own right.
There is a DISTINCT possibility that Pregnant Batman’s parents were muppet-fucked to death.
Current theory for the term “mupp”
The official confirmed definition
Mupp (noun/ possibly a verb)- Muppet Fuck
It can also be inferred, then, that all combination words that he furthermore creates will have their definition following the initial word contained in parentheses. The most known instance is when he brings out
HOWEVER
The muppet man has used this word in various contexts that do not exactly adhere to this definition. Additionally, Mr. The Croaker does not include the definition in parentheses, which makes finding a solid definition difficult.
These most reoccurring instances are:
Muppet “Some form of bodily harm”
We have proof that “mupp” can mean something extremely violent, often performed with bare hands or with a weapon, as Pregnant Batman’s parents were “mupped to death in front of her eyes”.
2. Muppet Fuck Often used as a replacement for the well known expletive, the occasional “freaking” addition is dropped.
There also exist miscellaneous other definitions that seem to fit into their own unique category
Muppet jump
Muppet poop (in reference to an internet meme)
Muppet cut
Muppet walk
In conclusion:
Mupp (noun/verb)-to express a feeling or action in terms of muppet, occasionally preluded by “freaking” in order to portray severity. Often used by those who spend way too much time on Tumblr.
Credits
As discussed by Mr. The Croaker: @the-muppet-joker. Inspired by tumblr user @edgebug and their post on muppet reproduction. Brave soldier.
Internet archaeology fixation caused by Father @strange-aeons. Thank you, Bingus Mother.
a well-thought-out hypothesis indeed. but i must present a counter argument.
all of those examples still work with the original "(muppet fuck)" definition of mupp.
"And then I muppet fuck you to death"
"I am going to freaking muppet fuck with joy"
"That's why i muppet fuck on company time"
"Muppet fuck my life into pieces"
"And I would muppet fuck 500 miles"
all of these phrases still track with the original 'muppet fuck' definition.
we cannot ignore the possibility that Pregnant Batman's parents were in fact muppet fucked to death.
I humbly offer a refutal of your counter-argument, muppet reproduction expert. Thought the original definition still fits, it seems to be too rudimentary to truly encompass the full known and widely understood meaning. This, is the purpose of my analysis, to find a more exact definition of mupp that accounts for various flexes in meaning. if we are approaching the Pregnant Batman lore with the original definition, the final battle takes quite the turn. Though reasonable to assume that the reason why she would not love a muppet-fucker is due to her parents being muppet-fucked, the widespread use of a word often results in the changing of its original meaning.
as such, the original definition of mupp still applies to any and all uses, but has since expanded to include various other interpretations.
Current theory for the term “mupp”
The official confirmed definition
Mupp (noun/ possibly a verb)- Muppet Fuck
It can also be inferred, then, that all combination words that he furthermore creates will have their definition following the initial word contained in parentheses. The most known instance is when he brings out
HOWEVER
The muppet man has used this word in various contexts that do not exactly adhere to this definition. Additionally, Mr. The Croaker does not include the definition in parentheses, which makes finding a solid definition difficult.
These most reoccurring instances are:
Muppet “Some form of bodily harm”
We have proof that “mupp” can mean something extremely violent, often performed with bare hands or with a weapon, as Pregnant Batman’s parents were “mupped to death in front of her eyes”.
2. Muppet Fuck Often used as a replacement for the well known expletive, the occasional “freaking” addition is dropped.
There also exist miscellaneous other definitions that seem to fit into their own unique category
Muppet jump
Muppet poop (in reference to an internet meme)
Muppet cut
Muppet walk
In conclusion:
Mupp (noun/verb)-to express a feeling or action in terms of muppet, occasionally preluded by “freaking” in order to portray severity. Often used by those who spend way too much time on Tumblr.
Credits
As discussed by Mr. The Croaker: @the-muppet-joker. Inspired by tumblr user @edgebug and their post on muppet reproduction. Brave soldier.
Internet archaeology fixation caused by Father @strange-aeons. Thank you, Bingus Mother.
i love my wife #mywife
there are a lot of things heated rivalry did right but I think the biggest thing that differentiates it from other modern romance media is that I actually believe that the characters want to be kissing
someone put it into words oh my god I thought kisses were just for the sake of kissing and showing a relationship’s story climax in media. I pledge to raise my standards
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heated rivalry
honestly one of the most comforting things in media is seeing just love. I know it’s a tricky thing to solidly define but just the shared look after everything that happens that just says “I’ll be here. I’ll continue being here.” Better than all of the other media sex in the world.
The smutty hockey television series does love better than most modern romance writers. The sex sells, yes. The love makes a person stay until the finale.
choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already
You can only reblog this on the 3st of January
the 3st huh?
I got that dog in me, and that dog wants pets :)
My loving boyfriend
Please,
Anyone who is asking the author of midnight strangers @seriouslycalamitous when they are posting, their friends, harassing anyone, don’t.
Don’t. Be civil human beings.
Art takes time.
it’s worth the wait.
always.
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