crowley thirst solidarity

phoebe bridgers is a stronger person than me because if I was in a three person band and the two other members started dating each other you would see me on the news

Oh I absolutely adore how pathetic humping is. Are you really gonna get off like that love? Like a dog? I knew you were desperate but not that desperate. God there’s no way to do it too without getting absolutely fucked out and needy, they’re either not getting the stimulation they need to cum but just enough to keep em’ at the edge or it feels perfect and they’re gonna keep humping and drooling and whining until they tip over the edge and make a worse mess of themself.

straight up let’s hear it for dry humping!!! wooohoo dry humping!!!!

if you don’t think making someone cum in their jeans on the couch is hot idk what to tell you man.

sex is supposed to be gross and silly and have weird noises and silly laughing moments otherwise you’re just doing a performance for each other tbh

Not to be horny but I love boys who beg and whine and are pathetically desperate. I want them leashed

the concept of someone you’re into masturbating to the thought of you really is just one of the absolute hottest things ever

God id love to give a long slowww teasing blowjob, id love to just watch a boy squirm and take it.. maybe he’d be tied up so he cant touch me, maybe he’s blindfolded so the only thing he can focus on is the weat heat of my mouth. I wonder if he’d feel things more intensely like that. I just love the idea of pulling away at the very last second so that his cock pathetically twitches in the air and he lets out cute desperate noises. Id want to watch him try to hump the air in raw need of something to push him over the edge. I want him at the point where he’s near crying each time i stop his orgasm. I want to be able to drag my tongue over his cock slowly and i want him begging me to stop because just that barely there touch is enough, his prick is angry red and throbbing precum is just dripping down his shaft and god he’d give anything to cum. But the poor thing hasnt been given permission to finish yet, and he wouldnt want to disappoint me. He’s a good boy after all.

oh my dear, i hope you know you are my home.