Crow

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

Try.

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES Y

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*Jolts awake like I’ve had ammonia salts to my nose* Yo wtf is this fluffly little creacher?

idk i think it’s a lagugu or something

Weird. So, anyway, sunscreen?

it is cold and unpleasant feeling :(

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

Try.

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES Y

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*Jolts awake like I’ve had ammonia salts to my nose* Yo wtf is this fluffly little creacher?

idk i think it’s a lagugu or something

Weird. So, anyway, sunscreen?

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

Try.

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES Y

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*Jolts awake like I’ve had ammonia salts to my nose* Yo wtf is this fluffly little creacher?

idk i think it’s a lagugu or something

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

Try.

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES Y

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please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

Try.

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES Y

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please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

Try.

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES Y

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

Try.

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

god man just let me get back to my fucking eggs

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

this is me with anything pop culture

what yall know bout epic and the last unicorn and cloudy with a chance of meatballs and spirit stallion of the cimarron