I Don’t Know Whar’s Going On Here

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

Try.

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES Y

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*Jolts awake like I’ve had ammonia salts to my nose* Yo wtf is this fluffly little creacher?

idk i think it’s a lagugu or something

Weird. So, anyway, sunscreen?

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

Try.

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES Y

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*Jolts awake like I’ve had ammonia salts to my nose* Yo wtf is this fluffly little creacher?

idk i think it’s a lagugu or something

Weird. So, anyway, sunscreen?

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

Try.

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES Y

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*Jolts awake like I’ve had ammonia salts to my nose* Yo wtf is this fluffly little creacher?

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

Try.

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES Y

‌

‌

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

Try.

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES Y

‌

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

Try.

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

i will make YOU the meat and then i will EAT YOU

Try.

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

*Pokes you with large fire poker* You WILL properly apply sunscreen. you are pale as the olms you feast on, freak.

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

let me crisp up

Thou art NOT bacon. If anything you need to be boiled to even approach edibility

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hiss…..

Ok it’s not like the sun even remembers to hit you anyway but you still gotta.

transfem thighs were made to be grabbed and squeezed. please touch them.

I can only eat the meat that makes me hungrier

@crowing-around9 Reminded me of you.

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

Floccinaucinihinipilification

Sorry I panicked

it's ok!!! theres no right or wrong way to play hi, and I'm having fun playing hi with you!!

OH YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS

@thegabesauce So I think you’ll enjoy this.