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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Fuck what you heard, Eddie is God tier at aftercare. He's very comfortable with himself and compassionate with his lover, he checks in constantly making sure you're feeling good, how good he's making you feel and especially how good you make him feel. His concern for your well being after being thoroughly fucked out or made love to is a high priority. A must. If you're making love, he's all over you like a bad suit, touching you everywhere you feel like you're being consumed and over powered with his adoration. God he just can't get enough of you, your smile, your voice, how you taste and smell. That lotion you use... forget about it. Eddie even gets a whiff of it as you pass by he's following after you like a stray. Are ya'll going at it? Eddie will take his time destroying you from the inside out but will always, always make sure you feel safe in his care.

"Hey baby, talk to me. You good? You didn't pass out me did you? I told you I'd fuck you so good you'd forget your own name. What a good girl..."

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On him? He's a well oiled machine that's been up and running for as long as he can remember, so most of his body in that it's taken him this far. Surprise though, his core is his favorite. The very pillar of his being. It's strong and hard, pure muscle. He enjoys it when you touch him there, hands roaming and feeling him up and down. On you though? He loves everything about you and on you because look; that's what makes you, iyou. The way your eyes shine, the crinkle in your nose when your goofing around, your laugh, the way your back arches when you take what he gives, the twitch of your mouth after a passionate kiss. Your mouth though is hands down his favorite though, you know how to use it. Whether you're just having a conversation, laughing or singing his praises, the way his name sounds coming from those lips of yours, he knew he was a goner the first time you planted them on him. And especially when they roamed down his neck, under his jaw, over his chest and settled on his cock.

"Fuck it, say my name baby. Tell Eddie how good he's making you feel right now, dicked down so fucking good. Keep squeezing me like that, just like that. Come on baby, say it..."

C = Cum (anything to do with cum basically)

Listen, next to beating the snot out of some scum bag or some dumb punk who obviously didn't know any better than to fuck around and find out from the Mad King... Coming is his favorite past time. Sure he has hobbies and loves to talk shop, but when it comes to you... Bitch you're in for a treat! He has the stamina and wherewithal to put bodies away, yours included. There's always a satisfied smile on his lips when he paints your face, your chest or ass when he can see himself there. Nothing better than a creampie for our guy but there's a close second, if not a tie for seeing you present his cum for him after a sloppy blow job.

"Fuck baby, I know you want it. This cute little pussy is just begging to get filled up. Take that shit!"

D = Dirty Secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Come a little closer, friend, I'll spill the tea 😏 Eddie isn't a jealous man per se but he by all means is NOT willing to share. What's his, is his. No ifs, no buts, no coconuts. You're his, and he's all yours. All the man you could ever want or need, in and out of the bedroom or car, or hotel or a bathroom stall. Hell, even an alleyway would do and that's where the secret is, friends. As much as you're his lady and no one will ever get to touch you, unless they want a broken nose or broken fingers, the thought of you two getting caught in the act, any act, gets him going. What if Santana or Ortiz found you on your knees, sucking him off with his hands in your hair in the locker room? What if good old  Moxie came strolling into his hotel room with a celebratory six pack of beer and oh my there you are riding Eddie's pretty face? The thought of it gets him hard, every. Damn. Time.

"Careful bunny, would be a real fucking shame if someone were to come in here and see you on your knees like this. Ah ah, you know better than to talk with your mouth full."

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Mans is experienced ok, he knows how to lay that pipe, no problem. Hands down, come on look at him! Have you seen Eddie?? Good god. Question is, can you handle what he has to serve up? His hands know their way around and in your body, can calm you down with just a brush of his knuckles over your cheek, can make you pay attention with a little pinch of your chin to look him in the eyes. Those eyes. Let's just say he knows what he's doing and how to do it.

"Oh baby you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into. All the things I want and am gonna do to you... I'm gonna do things to you that you will never forget. Bet."

F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying)

All the ones he knows! It depends on the mood really, if he's feeling needy and desperate to feel you, he's definitely the guy to snag you up against the wall, hooking your leg up to his hip and ruining you from the inside out. Can't help himself and has you ride him in the backseat of a rental in the parking lot. If he wants to spoil you, which is a lot, he's very generous, he'll be taking you apart piece by piece and sometimes he'll do it as slowly as possible. He likes to tease and taunt, loves to see you having a good time with him and as cliché and classic or vanilla as it may be... Missionary is always the best go to for both of you. He loves to see your face, see the pleasure he's delivering and your facial expressions aren't an exaggeration of how good he makes you feel. He can grope and feel and touch and kiss you from this angle. Since being with the mad king you truly understand why the French call the work and love making and the beautiful climax that comes after all the closeness and fun, the little death.

"Fuck you look so fuckin' good under me, taking me like a champ! gonna' stretch your cute little ass out, trust me. 'M gonna' fuck you stupid, make you forget your own fuckin' name..."

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Eddie loves to laugh, pranks and jokes, talking shit and in general is looking for a good time , always. Sex is meant to be fun! Did you come in a little too hot for a kiss and missed his mouth entirely, damn near busting your nose on his chin? too funny, bunny. Did Eddie get overzealous when spanking you as he hit it from the back and slapped the bed instead? outrageous. Did you just cum so hard, calling his name with your hands on the wall behind you, a certain thrust had you screaming for an entirely different reason because holy shit you almost fell right ioff the bed? Hilarious. He's a teaser that's for sure, will make you earn it if he wants but let's face it, homeboy can't deny you shit. And won't.

"Damn baby, I told you to hold on! Now look at you, total face plant. You are okay though right, give Eddie a thumbs up. Atta' girl!"

H = Hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

You will never find the king looking disheveled, maybe just in his facial expressions but never in appearance. He likes to look good and feel good, frequently hitting up his barber for a good trim and shave. His groin is just as well kept though he trims that himself.

"Can't have all that hair down there, I get too hot and god forbid it tugs on my balls in the ring."

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Woah bro, Eddie is the epitome of intimate, like embarrassingly so. But you think he cares? No fucking way! He loves his lady and wants you and anyone else whose looking, to know it too. Eddie craves intimacy, he loves to touch you, feel you against him and he honestly wouldn't care if you had let it slip that sometimes Eddie liked to be the little spoon in bed. They're just jealous they don't have a woman like you to hold them and make them feel needed and wanted. That's one of things he lives for too, the validation that's he taking care of you. He catches himself just looking at you, doing domesticated tasks, the way you cut his sandwich, the way your hand fits in his, how longingly he just wants to spend these little moments together. He's just happy to be with you.

J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

I said what I said! Eddie loves to cum so he's obviously, like every sexually active person, takes care of themselves. Eddie takes good care of himself, from outward appearance to his own pleasure and self love and care. Does he enjoy you doing it for him? Absolutely! But if you're not feeling it, you're not in the mood or away from him on the road he'll handle his business. Well.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

How much time do we have??  No but like let's be resonate, Eddie has experience, he's down to try anything twice just to be sure ya know, for science. His love language is definitely to bite. He bites your neck, your bottom lip after a long kiss, your neck, shoulders, constantly biting your knuckles and fingers. He's a playful guy. Biting, roleplay, bondage. Eddie loves kissing too; like the sloppy messy kind gets him in a certain mindset though a long and slow tongue fuck is always nice. He's not much into food play but he does indulge when you candidly give him a bite of your food. You take him back when express certain curiosities though. Just the mention of calling him daddy had him in a tailspin. His mouth went dry when you mentioned knife play and how perverted it sounded when you talked about blood play. That threw him down a flight of stairs because it's Eddie, and he loves to make others bleed. What really got him going was your desire for dirty talking, and not just any talking but the condescending tone, to demean and almost humiliating nature of how he cuts down others, turns you the fuck on. He uses that to his advantage. You're having the time of your life, Eddie brought up anal one time and you've been in the training process to be completely filled by him.

"Oh you like that nasty stuff, huh? I bet you do. You're so needy and pathetic like this, it's so adorable how desperate you get for me. My filthy little bunny, why don't you put that pretty mouth of yours to work. I got somethin' real nice to shut that cute ass up."

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anytime anywhere. It doesn't matter to him as long as you're comfortable with it. Though he does prefer a bed, his back isn't what it used to be, ya know? Some of the best times are when it isn't planned, he'll take his chance and have you ride him in the back seat of his car, you've attempted road head but... Eddie damn near swerved right off the road. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You. He's enthralled by you, whatever happened in your life before him has turned him into the amazing person you are today, the person he gets to enjoy and call his own. You rubbing his shoulders, giving him a back massage, working him with your hands... He could sing your praises all day and night if you let him.

"How'd I get so fuckin' lucky, huh? I must've done some good deed in another life 'cause I can't for the sake of my own sanity think of why you're with a mad man like me baby."

N = NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Eddie don't share as I said. No extra bodily fluids other than cum and spit are to be exchanged. He's leery to give up control but if you asked, as we know Eddie doesn't deny you often, he might let you restrain him. Even if it's only for him to struggle to get a taste, which turns you on even more because his desire and lust for you seems to know no bounds.

"I'm only tellin' you this once bunny, you fuck this up and tickle me it'll be the ass beatin' of your lifetime. My boys find out you tied me up, it's over for you and that mouth. You think I'm playin', go ahead and try me, god ahead and try me I dare you."

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Kingston is a BIG fan of going down on you, gets a real thrill out of it anyway he get his tongue on your cunt or his lips secured to your clit. Man doesn't mess around when it comes to pleasure, remember. He'll have you ride his face, holding on to your thighs as you tremble with delight. He'll hike up your leg over his shoulder as he kneels before you. But an old fashioned blow job... that's a real ticket. He knows you love sucking him off just as much and more times than you can count he'll pull you off him and offer to 69 instead, both of you reaching your peaks.

"God damn baby you get so fuckin' wet when you suck cock. Who woulda' known? you're making a fuckin' mess of my chin and I love it! You always swallow me down so good."

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

What mood is he in? is there a full moon? Depending on what you're looking for you might get the tiger, the mad king himself bound and oh so determined to bring you to your knees, to submit your entire being to him bringing you a tapestry of pleasure. He loves the desperation in your voice when he positively pounds you into the mattress. He can be slow too, don't get me wrong, he's an old school lover if need be. Puts on some music, sets a mood and could literally and has, just sat you on his lap to warm his cock. To be close to you, inside you, feel you out. He gets a kick out of it when you giggle and clench around him when you feel his cock engorge a little more, hitting just the right spot to make your toes curl. Fast, slow or tortuous cockwarming. Eddie can do it all.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He's a tease, hands down and without a damn doubt, this man gets hard denying you until you're a whining ball of mess. Instead of getting it on quick, he'd rather go down on you, eat your ass or finger you and if at all possible, do the above all three. You know how to get him hard quick, get his blood flowing so a nice blow job is always welcome instead.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Alert! Alert! High risk, high reward right? Eddie enjoys risks, a favorite past time if you will. In ring or with you he's all over it like white on rice. Kingston loves a good thrill.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last)

He's been a professional for years, he can go the long haul. The first time you had sex you earned him with a cock dumb grin. "You break me, you buy me." He's a deity at foreplay, make sure you're hydrated b cause he's gonna wear you out, before stretching you out. You two actually have your own record; 12 times over the course of a three day weekend. Mans go the very last mile.

T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Eddie Kingston is not afraid of some toy. Competitive is the right word. He only wished he could move that fast or vibrate against or inside you like the safe plastics and silicone. He enjoys watching you use them on yourself, him using them on you and on occasion, which knocks him down a few pegs, you use a wand on your clit during missionary and crank it up a bit so Eddie can feel the intensity on his pubic mound. He cums rather quickly after that.

"What do you think baby? I got this 'mold a cock' thing, would be a real fuckin' treat to fuck you and your ass at the same time. Just full of ol' Eddie, you'd be so fuckin' full. I can't wait to try it."

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) 

*insert Justin Timberlake's really face here* Man is a teaser!! just look it up in the dictionary and BAM there he is, cheesy and smug as could be. Oh does he love to tease, taunt and make you squirm. How you writhe and move against him, he's definitely one to make you beg for any slice of relief. Eddie is a menace to society.

"Aww come on angel, you know damn well you can sit still in my lap without humping me. I can feel you, you're little pussy is so hot right now. No no, don't move just sit still and if you behave I'll her a little love tap, what ya' say?"

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Well well.... the man proudly from Yonkers is fucking, I repeat fucking, obtusely LOUD AF. Have you heard him talk? cut a promo? hell, cut a promo on a half eaten bag of sour patch kids that get more respect in the locker room then he does?? He can be loud, he doesn't shy away from what brings him happiness or joy, trust me you'll know if Eddie is having a good time. Although Eddie doesn't share, he'll gladly share the grunts and moans of pleasure if someone just happens to walk by your tryst. They should be so lucky to have a woman like you! He can be quiet thought too, breathing and panting into your ear, against your neck or back. Bubbles of praise at your beck and call.

"How the Jesus H you expect me to be fuckin' quiet when you're fuckin' squeezin' me like a vice, huh?! Best fuckin' pussy I swear.... I swear!"

W = Wild Card (random headcanon for the character)

It's not this first time Eddie has gotten this worked up, this turned on; this fucking horny. You naughty she-devil you, you've been testing his patience all damn day. A dirty text sent that morning started it all, it shouldn't have been that hot but you knew what you were doing in those little shorts. Setting your phone down, camera side up and under your legs. You'd waved down at your phone briefly before carefully stepping over it, you grabbed the weight bar and settled yourself, doing a set of a dozen squats, with each pass the center of your cunt grew closer and closer and fucking closer to the screen. Kingston had to bite his fist. You waved again after, mouthing ' I love you' before it shut off. Eddie couldn't wait to get his hands on you, you teased him throughout the day, distracting him like it was fucking hobby. He could picture you smiling deviously behind your phone as more filth came through the screen. Once he got you alone, had you all to himself... oh you were gonna' get it! And you did, he bent you over the kitchen island, shorts tugged down just enough for him to tease you open and get you wet with his mouth. He'd grabbed you around the middle, a buffer so your hips wouldn't bruise under the skin, cock bobbing and waiting to sink into your sex. Your sneakers squeaked against the floor, then you were off, being pulled back and forth on his cock like his own personal game of tug-of-war. Eddie ate up your moans, reveled in the way your breath hitched in your throat as he fucked you like a man starved, craving you, molding himself to your back.

"Couldn't fuckin' wait to get you home... naughty fuckin' thing teasin' me all day. You know hard it was not to get a boner in front of the guys? Jesus you're a bad fuckin' girl... my bad fuckin' girl. Take it, clench around me so I know you understand I ain't messin' around, gonna' fuck you now and fuck you later too. Bad bunny..."

X = X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

*side eye* Eddie is your standard healthy sized man, I like to think. I mean he's not packing a wallop of 13 inches, good god how could he move around the ring with that size hog? yikes. His healthy size is matched though by his cock's thickness, and boy oh boy is he thick and stretches your pretty wet cunt out, every time. He fits just enough in your mouth to have a little leeway, a little breathing room but when he gets overzealous, you'll gag and spit rises at the sides of your mouth. He likes it messy though so its a win win!

“Fuckin’ love fuckin’ your mouth baby. Look at you, don’t fight it baby don’t fight it, you’ll only make it worse. Just breathe through you’re nose, there ya’ go. Good girl... now I’m gonna’ hold that throat of yours, give it a nice squeeze. Ah shit, that’s fuckin’ it!”

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Eddie has this.... aura about him, keeps it pretty close to the chest when it comes to things and people that mean the most to him. He's not scared or turned off at the fact of sharing feelings and emotions, those things are important for all parties involved. And even though he touches people on the daily, fights them, hurts them, hugs them... Eddie is pretty touch starved in that department. He wants to cuddle, to snuggle into your embrace, to feel you even when it's not intimate. The simple fact that you're here with him, that you want him just as much as he wants you brings him to his knees. He burns for you; he just doesn't know or want to believe you burn for him just as much.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)