king raccoon on a mountain of trash

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

They found me wrapped in plastic on a beach one morning but i had my wired earbuds in and a lit joint in my mouth so they left me to do my thing

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

Can anyone tell me if the Unabomber was problematic

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.