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Like in their heads they go "well Condition 1 is experienced by 1% of the population, Condition 2 is experienced by 0.5% of the population, and Condition 3 is experienced by 1.6% of the population, so that means a person has only a 0.00008% chance of having all three which is obviously too ridiculous to be possible"

Another one by Emily!!

Too many sad comics, here’s something lighthearted!! 💕✨

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Keep virtual learning and make it accessible to all students, ESPECIALLY low income and those with disabilities.

This pandemic has shown how easy it truly was to move to flexible schedules and could continue for many. Even retail has the capacity to provide shorter shifts for workers if hours are changed to balance actual highs and lows in traffic as well as adding more workers.

He took a pay cut. I’m not doing all of that. Ima just pay my people well and give top notch benefits.

He sold stock, houses, and changed his spending and as a result, his employees were overall happier and the way they worked improved. They all bought more shit and had more kids and did all the consumption people want for us while also enjoying their work and their boss enough to band together and buy him a fucking Tesla as a thank you.

And you know what he realized after taking his pay cut? He didn’t need the champagne or the girls or the “lifestyle” of being a billionaire. He feels fulfilled in his work and with the people he’s surrounded himself with and he feels that he’s made a step in the right direction that other businessmen and billionaires should follow.

He was only ever a fraction of a Bezos.