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I AM NOT NAMED AFTER DAVE STRIDER I AM NAMED AFTER DAVID BOWMAN FROM THE SPACE ODYSSEY SERIES

I always tag John as June cause im lazy abt tags, if you want them called John lmk

Stopped in act 5

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niccy-ramblings

forgot to post this here lmao

#vriska serket

loquatic

forgot about this but I still plan on boarding the rest of the song

eventually... there's one part at the end I really like though, so It will probably be fully rendered and spliced back into the rest of the screen recording, IDK!

#sorry op . I got excited this is lovely

loquatic

forgot about this but I still plan on boarding the rest of the song

eventually... there's one part at the end I really like though, so It will probably be fully rendered and spliced back into the rest of the screen recording, IDK!

loquatic

forgot about this but I still plan on boarding the rest of the song

eventually... there's one part at the end I really like though, so It will probably be fully rendered and spliced back into the rest of the screen recording, IDK!

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loquatic

forgot about this but I still plan on boarding the rest of the song

eventually... there's one part at the end I really like though, so It will probably be fully rendered and spliced back into the rest of the screen recording, IDK!

loquatic

forgot about this but I still plan on boarding the rest of the song

eventually... there's one part at the end I really like though, so It will probably be fully rendered and spliced back into the rest of the screen recording, IDK!

loquatic

forgot about this but I still plan on boarding the rest of the song

eventually... there's one part at the end I really like though, so It will probably be fully rendered and spliced back into the rest of the screen recording, IDK!

#HAHAHA YES #SICKOS #YESSSSSSS #YES

ineffable-gallimaufry

if they made a homestuck movie:

VOICEOVER: it's coming...

*two drum beats*

JOHN EGBERT: *puts the disk for sburb into his computer* i'm in

VOICEOVER: this summer

*two drum beats*

ROSE LALONDE: *rolls eyes* john, stop goofing around

VOICEOVER: prepare to be stuck...

*two drum beats*

JADE HARLEY: *wakes up and looks around*

VOICEOVER: at home

*two drum beats*

DAVE STRIDER: *spins record* woah, this is off the wall, yo

*shitty orchestral cover of sburban jungle plays*

ROXY: but you don't understand! this game is dangerous!

*cut to dave leaving his clone behind at his quest bed*

DAVE: i can't do it... i just can't kill another me...

*bec noir appears next to alt dave*

ALT DAVE: he's right behind me isn't he

*fades to black as bec noir slashes a sword at alt dave's neck*

*text on screen reads "ASCEND"*

*cut to rose in her shed*

JOHN: rose, the meteor's gonna hit!!

ROSE: *grabs computer* *rolls eyes*

*text on screen reads "DESCEND"*

*cut to scenes of the war on the chess field*

*text on screen reads "RISE UP"*

*cut to john, running out of his kitchen*

JOHN: these imps are everywhere!!

*text on screen reads "ABSCOND"*

ROSE: it's all over...

*cut to the various sprites being sprited*

*cut to jake kissing dirk's head*

DIRK STRIDER: *standing nearby* *coughs* awkward...

*cut to terezi and john after game over*

TEREZI: john, 1t's 4ll up to you now...

JOHN: *gasps*

*cut to john and dave hugging*

NEPETA: *grins* :33< i ship ittttt

KARKAT: *facepalm*

*cut to terezi and vriska facing off*

TEREZI: vr1ska, you c4n't do th1s!

VRISKA: watch me!

*montage of vriska doing a bunch of random and cool stuff*

VRISKA: i can do anything!!!!!!!!

*cut to grimdark rose and dave*

ROSE: to win... we're gonna have to blow up the sun

DAVE: awww snap

*text on screen reads "NIC CAGE"*

JOHN: and i mean, of COURSE con air is the best movie ever!! what other movie would you even suggest

*text on screen reads "LIL NAS X"*

DAVE: man, this isn't even the best song in obama's whole rap career

*text on screen reads "AMANDLA STENBERG"*

ROSE: *rolls eyes* whatever, mom! i'm summoning cuthulu!

*text on screen reads "ZENDAYA"*

JADE: *petting bec* oh, who's the best dog! is it you?

*a bunch more celebrity names on screen*

*text on screen reads "BASED ON THE WEBCOMIC BY ANDREW HUSSIE"*

ANDREW HUSSIE: *sitting in chair* wait, am i still in this movie? do i still die?

VOICEOVER: yes

HUSSIE: oh poop

*text on screen reads "HOMESTUCK: THE MOVIE"*

JOHN: we're gonna save the world... or die trying

*quick montage of every single death scene*

DAVE: i think we're gonna die trying

JOHN: daaaaveeee

*text on screen reads "COMING THIS SUMMER"*

*cut to dave beatboxing*

KARKAT: CAN YOU SHUT UP?!

DAVE: are you gonna make me?

NEPETA: :33< ooooh—

DAVE and KARKAT in unison: DON'T SAY IT

NEPETA: :33< ship it

*they both sigh*

*cut to black*

suzone

Because if you think about it uhhh vampire and werewolf... yeah...

(Original meme under cut)

#kanaya maryam #jade harley

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crystalflarestuck

For those not on the homestuck discord I present this Hussie art from the new MSPA.

We fucking won. Jade and Kanaya are trans women.

#world so beautiful

benjaminutes

i saw this post and absolutely could not help myself

#me

jadedharleys

long time no art...have a jade :]

#jade harley

pancakemolybdenum

spare. a fat john . or juney. plsssssszss <3

sure thing! listened to and she was by talking heads while drawing this bc its the ultimate june song

#june egbert

stimsandcrims

x x x // x x x // x x x

a dirk strider stimboard!

#dirk strider

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duketod

#dave strider #john egbert #june egbert

nonagon-wizard

auspisticism is such a funny quadrant. theres a guy whose job in the relationship is to make the other two not fuck. the entire purpose of this relationship is to enforce troll monogamy (quadrogamy) wait hang on i need to go make a meme real quick

its literally this

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