Big Boy Man, He's a Big Boy Man

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better

forgive the version of yourself that knew better but did it anyway. forgive every version of yourself. we are constantly learning from our mistakes.

forgive the version of you that didn’t know what to do and could not have foreseen what the right choice was, if there even was one. forgive the version of you that made a choice and regretted it.

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

scrappy doo was right actu- what the fuck am i saying? what am i typing? what am i doing? where am i? what is the meaning of this?

The masculine urge to eat food to live

The feminine urge to fucking starve and die I guess?

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

I'm gay and I'm good at almost nothing

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this