dirks gay.

DIRK: What in the fuck.

CRONUS: yeah, okay see, it was because of this fucking dare, right?

then it just dissipates to hours of cronus saying the same thing over and over because hes too busy laughing about the look of horror he saw on porrims face when she had the misfortune of opening the door with full view of him setting himself up for the damn blender

CRONUS: say it vwith me.

CRONUS: i am g-

then dirk jsut slaps his hand over cros mouth

CRONUS: *beAMS* YEP, IM HIS 8OYFRIEND. I LOVWE HIM DEARLY. GO TELL THE VWORLD.

*rubs my gay, giving-dirk-alien-boyfriends loving hands all over this* sprites?

@lesbiancronus i feel like i have should put more into this but i had to do this asap cause i never get crodirk requests and i love this ship so fucking much

i also made a headcanoned version but eh