CrocodileTransformer

Nobody figured it out in time, so I had to make it more obvious.

I REPEAT.

Did you guys know that the heart can be unrolled? It’s really just a muscly tube once you fold it open. (Seriously it’s true and it’s gnarly as hell)

- is so so cheap compared to the real thing - I just bought 10fl oz for $2

- tastes exactly the same (It is made from synthetic vanillin, which holds up better than the more complex flavor compounds in real vanilla extract during high-heat baking)

- does not destroy the ecology of another country

- most ppl in taste tests cannot detect a difference, and those that do prefer the synthetic flavor

the Madagascan environment was damaged beyond repair more than a century ago.

the people who are trying to campaign to fix it are actually the people turning it into farmland.

Madagascan environmentalism is a scam.

You should be focusing your efforts on environments that actually need serious effort to fix and are not already doomed with no hope.

For example Peru.

They are going to build a road that will cause untold damage to the entire planet's ecosystem.

That needs to be stopped, can be stopped, and if we actually focused our attention on it, instead of letting spindoctors waste our efforts in the wrong places, could be stopped right now.

but since there's a financial incentive to build the road for trade all around the planet, there are thousands of media companies out there that are gonna convince you to look elsewhere while they screw us all over.

"The rug has a paralax"

It's not a rug, it's a hologram. This is explained in the original video. That's why it's solid and doesn't wrinkle or fold. You can even tell that's the case, because the image only morphs vertically, not horizontally. That's why the animals all get confused and take a slower step at the same distance from it as they're approaching it. Holographic prints look realist when seen from almost face on, like the animals can see when they're close and the camera can see from this angle. Before that the image would visually glitch as you were approaching it. That's why the animals are fascinated by it.

"Is that supposed to be a trash bin?"

Nope. That's a photocopier, idiot.

"Is that a collar or a scar?"

That's the buckle of a collar. The collar is black and mostly hidden by the fold of their neck, the buckle is yellowed silver.

it's actually a popular brand for pitbull owners.

"Dogs don't usually walk side by side."

Yes, yes they do. In fact this is very well known.

"The pitbull's shadow isn't in sync with its walk."

Uh, yes it is. What are you talking about?

"The chihuahua has a lazy eye."

Yeah. Chihuahuas often have wall-eye. It's common for the breed.

"Their sweater warps as they walk."

That's because it's not a sweater, but a raincoat.

The flappy folds splay out as the hips rock side to side, because they're not tucked underneath.

"The cat and the camera freeze at the exact same time."

That's because they used image stabilization, and set the cat as the focus. They chose the cat because the other two dogs don't stop for the duration of the video.

"This wall looks like a door."

That's because it's a door inside of a wall. It's a wall closet that seems to have been built into an old window.

here's a similar one i found online.

"The trim and corner here are mangled."

I don't know what to tell you. The trim and corner here are mangled. Stop criticizing their shoddy DIY.

looks like poorly fitted PVC quadrant trim. You can even see the end of the double-sided tape sticking out.

"The flooring is sometimes single wad, sometimes double."

That's because it's wood pattern vinyl.

"Adult dogs don't pick up other dog's like lion cubs."

Yes they do.

"The chihuahua would freak out and fight back."

Dog literally bite each other's necks to calm them down.

"there's no censor noise in the dark area of the rug."

Certain cameras don't artifact in dark shades. It depends on the video settings. If you use Windows Media compression it does, but there's a wide variety of alternatives. Most people tend to use the Windows one, because it comes free with their PC's operating system, but considering the professional photocopier in the background, I'm guessing they have Adobe Illustrator, which has a different type of video compression, that doesn't actually do that.

"AI texture noise in the cat's fur pattern."

Where? What are you talking about?

That's just what a domestic shorthair looks like.

"The woman's voice sounds like AI."

That's because the audio wasn't added by the person who originally uploaded the video.

"The camera doesn't shake when she laughs."