Stay Whelmed

Reblog for the last Sunday of The Decade

This is a supervillain tactic

Help; my wife is making our wedding footage into a youtube poop

Reverend: you may now (Ganon voice) DIE

“If any of you has a reason why these t[oasters] should not be marri[O], speak now or forever hold your pea[zza pie!]”

“You may now kiss the (Robotnik voice) PINGAS!”

“If any of you has saas speak now or- kiss- a- dear”

the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes

are you ok

pomy granite

hades lied about the number of seeds and/or whole ass pomegranates eaten to cover for persephone being fat/be nice to her mom about the whole underworld food rules thing/avoid telling her high strung mom that persephone was being fat

Bruh this blew my other eyes clean open