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you’re not a REAL anime fan if you didn’t watch episodes on youtube with titles like “YYH EPISODE 20, PART 2/5″

People who don’t understand the difference between punishment and discipline should, like, never have kids

hey op i dont understand the difference could you please explain?

yall, living in current time: *compares yourself to anime characters or some other dumb shit* me, living in 2060: you see this rock? it is me

gemsona

fuck you. fuck you fuck you. fuck y

Freudian trio. The main character is the ego the same gender character is the id and the different gender character is the super ego

That makes a lot of sense.

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series

out of all the possible doge pics to come from the Doge Renaissance my favorite ones so far have to be the current trend of doge being like, a young kid in the 90’s and everyone is being nice to them and telling them like super mario 64 tricks and taking them to see the pokemon movie.

Being bitten by a dracula is different from being bitten by a vampire. Regular vampires turn you into a blood-sucking creature of the night, with wildly varying degrees of sex appeal; draculas turn you into a dracula. You don’t become a Lestat or an Edward or a Spike or even a Viago. You become a dracula. Not Bram Stoker’s THE Count Dracula, but a dracula. You know the ones. It doesn’t matter what your gender or nationality or personality or sense of style is before becoming a dracula—once you’re turned, you’re all the same. You say “bleh” and you have to wear a cape and make unsubtle jokes about exsanguination and go “ah ah ah” when you laugh, or else you die.

Is it like a curse that is passed to the next person and you finally become free once you turn someone else? Or is it more of a “if I have to suffer this thing so do you” kinda thing?

The latter. Sometimes being a dracula is a lonely business, so you turn someone else and suddenly there are TWO draculas and you know what that means.

… Dracula fucks?

it was a graveyard smash