We have enough knights bitch where are all the combat archer fetishists

sometimes nifty characters come from lousy media, but they still deserve a loving home! and that's where fanfic comes in

*lovingly cradles The Character in my. arms* i am going to put u in a narrative that will wring out your spine like a washcloth

love it when a scrawny gay villain has a scrawnier, gayer sidekick hovering at their shoulder. sopping wet queer solidarity

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

With barely contained excitement to talk about Mass Effect: what about doing it Elcor style?

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"