I am obsessed with Alexander Hamilton

This has better pacing and comedic timing than most Hollywood movies

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“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”

“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”

LOL dark-blueeeee

“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.

oh, to be a cartoon mafia boss with two dimwitted but loveable lackeys who, upon my cleverly insulting the protagonist, will say “nice one, boss,” and the second, in a slightly higher, more snivelly voice, will say “haha, yeeah, nice one boss!”

I HAVE NEVER SEEN TREASURE PLANET USED IN A MEME BEFORE and I’m glad it’s this one LMAOOO

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

*walking, talking to you as we approach my faberge egg room* yeah, no, i would kill myself if something happened to my faberge eg-*sees that my egg is gone*