cristopur

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

You need to start moisturizing before it's too late. I'm not talking about wrinkles or any of that nonsense. Winter is fucking coming you need to grease up or you are going to dry out like a raisin. It's too late for me but you can still save yourself. Please don't end up like me

Guys it's actually so dire please for the love of God start moisturizing right fucking now. I just put on lotion and my skin sucked it up before I could even rub it in we are in fucking crisis mode

As this just came back up on my dash, I just want to remind everyone there “older gentlemen who have reserved seats at the theatre they go to every week just to be catty bitches” doesn’t have a heterosexual explanation.

Minnesota is breaking treaties with Anishinaabe bands and building a pipeline

They really don’t care!! The only student who talks to me about it is a trans student! The others are seriously like “that’s nice man listen we got our own things to figure out so we’re just gonna move on from that. Please explain to me MLA format”

YES fucking explain mla format my GOD