Adventures of a Night Troll

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him

I need to hunt him for sport

Making Scott Hunter and Shane Hollander fight was a hysterical choice. Amazing. No notes. The two goodest boys of hockey. I'm sure Ilya had this dream once.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

i still cant get over carter vaughn sitting next to closetron 3000 and 3001 and saying "yeah its rough for the gays here. i'm an ally though". hands down one of the funniest moments in the entire show

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

(no drinks in) who wants me