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no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

Sometimes I see what is very clearly a kink post intended for small audience of close mutuals cross my dash and I must with great effort restrain myself from reblogging it to explain at length why it would actually be a fantastic premise for a short-form tabletop RPG.

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

This reads like an article in the postillion

no no let em cook, what do i get if i choose one of them

oh fuck yeah i love women i vote aphrodite

Uh oh, she's married to the King of Sparta and now all of her former suitors are after you and they all brought a minimum of 600 soldiers.

thank the gods for these really sturdy walls i think everything will go so well for the neighborhood

Big horse.

Ooooooo~! gimme gimme gimme

new sayings: "dont jerk off with the devil" - dont do something awesome "Hand me a pail of horsewater" - I want to try the horsewater No other sayings were invented this year