BAILIFF, WHACK HIS PEEPEE!

happy turnabout corner!

i talked to shu takumi he told me this was true

what seven years, disbarment and age appropriate grape juice does to a girl

sorry to keep doing this but realizing phoenix wright is 23 for like half of the first game has completely rewired my brain. hard reset on the way i think about every single character in this game. i cant stop picturing them acting like me and my lame ass 20something year old friends. they should be at the club begging strangers for cigarettes

“I thought they cared about me, and I was right, and every minute they were there for me, every time they said they were proud, every laugh we shared leaning against each other bruised and breathless, all of it was real. and they still left me behind. They could put their love aside. I couldn’t.” <- insane. will never leave you alone. reminds you that even the worst people are still people and can still care about even the ones they hurt the most and that undoes neither the harm nor the love.

💥 🚗

two apples tall and angelically handsome… this one was funnier in my head lol

The fact that this happened in canon is so funny

Love is in the air

phoenix wright thinking...