institution for the criminally tiny

me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of spongebob

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

you don’t need to punish your body in order to get out difficult feelings

why dont we have online dressup games with calming music anymore. bring back 2005 dollmakers

Tits

well that’s just great now I have to stop eating spaghetti So I can jack off thanks assh*le

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

cain said this to abel