hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

Idc about TikTok at all in my head it doesn’t exist. What’s titok… I like fast cars fast cigarettes and fast women… 1979

breaking bad in the monster high universe be like yo mista fright

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

passage of time stoppp 🤣 like literally stop 😐

Toxic swag gap relationship

I don’t have ‘headcanons’ I just Know and Understand

mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke